Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
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Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
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plethora 3
If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.
jair_lhao 0
eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol
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sexpanther10 0
just get her to take a shower with you
vark 0
Good idea.
luuuu20 0
showerrrr time with the 2 of u!!!!! use lots of soap lol :-D
brela1012814 0
whatever you do, do NOT confront her about it. That would be just like throwing your relationship under a bus. Women LOVE being complimented, but I have never met one that likes being criticized, constructively or otherwise. If you tell her she stinks, and she has any kind of self-confidence, she WILL WALK. Simpy buy her a bottle of perfume, or go to Bath and Body works and get her a basket of body washes, scented soaps, lotions, etc.
tootsie12 0
NO NO NO! Soap and perfume will only cover it up for a limited time, if at all (since it seems her body odor is pretty bad). If she finds out later on what you were trying to do, she'll be even more embarrassed than if you just quietly tell her. If you don't tell her, how will she be able to trust you to tell her other things, like if she has food in her teeth or something on her face?
stereofidelica 0
rofl
vark 0
it may be genetic.
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
Man up and buy her some perfume.
Jenmaree 9
Send her a nice anonymous letter. Don't talk to her about it yourself, you'll blow your chances.
RitzyDitzy 0
Accept her stench for what it is.
rinrinrin 0
Just tell her, I am a chick and if I had a BO problem I'd want my boyfriend to tell me.
jmateo_95 0
that's ******* disgusting... ughhh