Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
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Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
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plethora 3
If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.
jair_lhao 0
eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol
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guckylynn 19
Tell her in the kindest way possible? Or have one of her friends talk to her. You could even offer to shower with her!
blu27 0
just nicely tell her, not that hard to figure out.
Useram053 0
Buy her a nice basket of perfume, shower gel and bubble bath and encourage her to wear it, and talk about how good she smells when she dose. Faremones (sp?) are natures love potion, unfortunatly they also make us stinky.
Sappheyes 0
Not exactly. Pheromones are chemicals released by our body that we and others usually cannot consciously smell, but our olfactory glands still pick up on. Regular BO is mostly gas released by our own special stew of bacteria living in our sweat, oil, and dead skin cells. That's why the areas that tend to smell are areas that also tend to trap sweat; our armpits, crotch, feet, etc.
yeti09 0
buy her some perfume
spanishflirt6509 0
Number 36!! :)
perdix 31
Take her on dates to the city dump, the sewage treatment plant or any gas station men's room. Her BO will be the least of your worries. Either that or hose the bitch down and have your way with her.
stillxsearching 3
if you're afraid of offending her, try talking to one of her friends or a sister or parent, and see if they'd be willing to talk to her about it. it would probably be easier and less embarrassing for her to hear it from a woman she is close to.
ranmataro07 0
Dude! she might not even be able to tell!! She might not have a seance of smell, there a people with that problem, try to bring it up to her nicely.
RushFanatic 0
I'm a chick, and I wear old spice deodorant and axe everyday, right after taking my shower. Get her some axe, problem solved. ;)
pagemaster 0
what
maundy 0
is there old spice for girls?
perdix 31
Old Spice That's David Beckham's wife.
KiDD66 0
if shes as amazing as you say i think she would understand if you just expained i to her nicely but be sure not to make it sound so overexagerated