Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
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plethora 3
If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.
jair_lhao 0
eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol
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Tinystarz 2
Part of what this might be is that her scent isn't only BO, but her scent is either to similar to your own or far too different from your own. She could be a hit with your friends because her scent doesn't bother them, or doesn't smell bad to them. It could smell bad to you because she might not be a fit mother for your child bearing. That, or it's just some bad BO. Buying her perfume or bath products would be a good suggestion..
tacoman007 2
**** your life for finding the woman of your dreams. Try growing the balls to tell her.
munim 0
if you really care for her, buy her some deo or bath products.. or even better, bathe her yourself
goblabobla 0
i agree with #2
tootsie12 0
Okay, I am a girl, and my boyfriend has straight up asked me before if I forgot to put on deodorant. It's really not a big deal as long as you're not rude about it. If she's as incredible as you said, then she'll understand that you're just trying to help her out.
BrittneyyAdams 0
well if you've completely fallen over here then tell her that she has an odor. she might take it offensive but it will help her in the long run.
necomni 0
stupidest ******* thing I've read on here all day - and that's definitely saying something
Katiepie93 0
Tell her you ********
dancingdoggy 4
My prediction of 'ZE FUTURE!' 1 month from now, written by OP's new GF: Today, my boyfriend gave me deodorant for my Birthday. FML 1 month and 1 day from now, written by OP: Today, my girlfriend smells really good. Too bad she's not talking to me because I gave her deodorant for her birthday yesterday. FML 2 months from now, written by OP's GF: Today, I found out that my boyfriend used to think that I stunk, and wrote about it on FML! FML 2 months and 1 day from now, written by OP: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I wrote about her on FML before we ever even became a couple. FML
ndiesal 0
Stinkin ass bitches, that need to wash up...don't get mad when I don't wanna ****! You need soap, and water....soap, and water....soap, and water....soap, and water...