By anonymous - United States
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
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  Hexefrau  |  5

A. When observing an autopsy for a class such as forensics, you are usually tested on procedure and other subject matter.
B. It is beyond rude to walk out during a lecture of presentation. ME's and coroners are grotesquely busy individuals, so to walk out during a presentation would be deplorable, not to mention excruciatingly disruptive.
C. Guess what...if you're entering into a forensic field, you better get used to vomit and other interesting fluids and smells. It is not uncommon for the newbies to be locked in the morgue freezer as a hazing ritual, so....

  babybubz  |  0

not everyone makes a whole bunch of noise before the vomit actually comes out..
unless you're bulemic :
so even if OP heard the noise I doubt there would be enough time to move out of the way..

  lickmyjock  |  0

It takes like, what, two seconds to move to the side? Plenty enough time to get out of the way of projectile vomit that first has to travel down from the mouth, digesting in the stomach and back up your tubes...

  harmony88  |  0

That makes no sense... vomit generally starts in the stomach and just comes out... not that much time to do anything... but if that's how you vomit, I'm sorry....

  nmsm  |  1

I thought vomit comes from the stomach--- doesn't even have time to stay in your mouth--- and when you gag it forcefully comes out.

By  XDNurse  |  0

Rofl!!!! take THAT for two hours... Betch!!

but seriously ew, it would be a FHL... angry college student shit on you for hours... have him pay for a day at the salon??