FML : Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea....

Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Battlebarney / Thursday 22 September 2016 10:58 / United States - Washington

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By RichardPencil | 25

#6694254 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:17

She puts that shit on everything!

By WinterChild | 20

#6694255 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:19

I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#6694254 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:17

She puts that shit on everything!

kkows25 | 10

#6694441 - Friday 23 September 2016 19:16

bahaha

By WinterChild | 20

#6694255 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:19

I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.

Seabass_Chan | 33

#6694290 - Friday 23 September 2016 10:14

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

jesterinperil | 28

#6694535 - Saturday 24 September 2016 0:13

Ah, the sweet sting of irony.

By Jaelkus | 25

#6694256 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:20

Magic bullet time.

By trucker2 | 33

#6694257 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:22

She gave you the gift, that keeps on giving.... Just burns your balls to think about it...
Shoot the wench

bambisapphic | 18

#6694368 - Friday 23 September 2016 16:45

.......are you ok?

By species4872 | 19

#6694259 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:24

Did you get fries with that?

By MessedUpLife00 | 13

#6694260 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:29

Why do I feel like people are gonna say something along the line of "doesn't matter, had sex"?

Lalala579121 | 27

#6694282 - Friday 23 September 2016 9:06

Why do I feel like people aren't going to say anything along the lines of "doesn't matter, had sex"?

By Mauskau | 35

#6694265 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:44

If that's also from your girlfriend, I would suggest rethinking things. Hot sauce on your nuts sounds ridiculously painful.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6694283 - Friday 23 September 2016 9:08

I would suggest rethinking things just from the hot sauce alone.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6694266 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:46

I've heard of blue balls, but chili balls? I think you came up with a new name for gonorrhea. A hearty clap to you.

CliffyB03 | 28

#6694330 - Friday 23 September 2016 14:30

Hah. Clap

By 2simz | 24

#6694267 - Friday 23 September 2016 7:51

Hot sauce on your balls and gonorrhea? Fyl twice, OP

By vulcandarke | 6

#6694270 - Friday 23 September 2016 8:08

If she gave you gonorrhea, I'd say, kick her to the curb. Plus hot sauce...there?? She gotta go. I mean, that's just uncalled for.

DanielleinDC | 31

#6694457 - Friday 23 September 2016 19:59

Or maybe he cheated on her and got the clap from that, and she found out the hard way.

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