By Battlebarney - 22/09/2016 10:58 - United States - Washington

Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
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WinterChild 20

I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.

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WinterChild 20

I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.

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Seabass_Chan 33

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trucker2 33

She gave you the gift, that keeps on giving.... Just burns your balls to think about it... Shoot the wench

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species4872 19

Did you get fries with that?

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MessedUpLife00 13

Why do I feel like people are gonna say something along the line of "doesn't matter, had sex"?

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Lalala579121 27

Why do I feel like people aren't going to say anything along the lines of "doesn't matter, had sex"?

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Mauskau 35

If that's also from your girlfriend, I would suggest rethinking things. Hot sauce on your nuts sounds ridiculously painful.

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Lalala579121 27

I would suggest rethinking things just from the hot sauce alone.

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2simz 25

Hot sauce on your balls and gonorrhea? Fyl twice, OP

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vulcandarke 6

If she gave you gonorrhea, I'd say, kick her to the curb. Plus hot sauce...there?? She gotta go. I mean, that's just uncalled for.

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DanielleinDC 33

Or maybe he cheated on her and got the clap from that, and she found out the hard way.

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