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She puts that shit on everything!
bahaha
I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.
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Show it anywayAh, the sweet sting of irony.
Magic bullet time.
She gave you the gift, that keeps on giving.... Just burns your balls to think about it... Shoot the wench
.......are you ok?
Why do I feel like people are gonna say something along the line of "doesn't matter, had sex"?
Why do I feel like people aren't going to say anything along the lines of "doesn't matter, had sex"?
If that's also from your girlfriend, I would suggest rethinking things. Hot sauce on your nuts sounds ridiculously painful.
I would suggest rethinking things just from the hot sauce alone.
Hot sauce on your balls and gonorrhea? Fyl twice, OP
If she gave you gonorrhea, I'd say, kick her to the curb. Plus hot sauce...there?? She gotta go. I mean, that's just uncalled for.
Or maybe he cheated on her and got the clap from that, and she found out the hard way.
Classic misdirection
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She puts that shit on everything!
I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.