Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
Awsumuzzie 12
Lucky! I don't even have the pleasure to say that!
Awsumuzzie 12
Oh I totally understand! Ugh, people stare at my eyes during the whole conversation and don't have the decency to look at my boobs just once!
Jamesdean1956 0
It's a tough job but someone's got to do that
ElricMustang 23
Well he's smarter because he can talk to more, and look at them.
thiswayup 0
Today you" realised"? Darling it's realized, I can certainly agree that some "people " are pigs.....
HandsomeRatch 20
Psst, #50, you also have the British English way of spelling things. Don't be ignorant, darling.
Doxy 22
Darlings, would you all like a cup of tea?
MDTeddy 13
I wouldn't stare except one time maybe. You should cover up so you don't show cleavage.
bankrupt 15
Wait until you graduate and are in the field. I work in a male dominated field. I'm flat as a board but due to the almost complete lack of women in the radius, guys still looked. On the bright side, it was the most attention my two fried eggs had ever gotten.
TM1993 4
You know you don't mind it quit complaining your just trying to get attention
wittygirl 8
I'm confused on what the problem is here. I joined game art to be the only girl in there lol but I love the attention...OP your gonna have to embrace it or find a different set of classes.
Raesin 21
You joined an entire class just to be the only girl there? Desperate, needy, attention ***** alert. And no doubt all the guys know it lol
Birdie_Sage 0
Nail 'em!