By Metime - 5/11/2009 04:17 - United States
  Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML
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By  jchansfan  |  0

lmao, you guys, girls won't like it. Its probably hideously swollen, and its not like he can use it, pretty sure he'd be in constant pain. And he deserved it, there's no way that was even close to his best option lmao. I don't get how he didn't consider just going lotionless. Or is lotion a must, iunno... lmao