Ouch

I should console you, but I'm too busy laughing. What the hell made you think that was a good idea?

Double Pleasure condoms?

You should have aborted the mission way before you reached the point of no return!

I have some course sandpaper. They say it great if you like it rough.

Coarse

Try not to get a hard on for a couple of days, good luck!

I think you just sabotaged him!

Me? never, I’m just giving a helping hand

If you’re really trying to help the poor chap, I’d say your really blowing it!

*You're*
People really need to know the difference between the two.
Your= possession
You're= you are.

I'm a girl and even I know lotion for the motion.

My face soap has little beads in there and I hope to God that you weren't using someone's face soap and just put it back. Sorry about your pp op but you kind of deserve that one.

Congrats, you just failed No Nut November.

This is what happens when you fail no-nut November

Next time, conditioner. If there is a next time, lol!

on the brighter side, you just exfoliated your dick. congrats :)