Ouch

By Jackmeister - 03/11/2018 03:00

Spicy
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 302
You deserved it 7 080

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Congrats, you just failed No Nut November.

I have some course sandpaper. They say it great if you like it rough.

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I should console you, but I'm too busy laughing. What the hell made you think that was a good idea?

Double Pleasure condoms?

You should have aborted the mission way before you reached the point of no return!

I have some course sandpaper. They say it great if you like it rough.

it's a college course on sandpaper

I'm a girl and even I know lotion for the motion.

My face soap has little beads in there and I hope to God that you weren't using someone's face soap and just put it back. Sorry about your pp op but you kind of deserve that one.

Congrats, you just failed No Nut November.

This is what happens when you fail no-nut November

Next time, conditioner. If there is a next time, lol!

on the brighter side, you just exfoliated your dick. congrats :)

Dude... It's ok to rub one out. But man you beat that thing like it owed you money.... ouch! Hope you heal soon...