Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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flockz 20
"oh i'm sorry! that seat is actually reserved for someone who doesn't smell like ass. i see a seat in the back corner perfect for you."
Karma_apoc 8
Yes, I know what it's like to smell horrible. She could either not use deoderant or have what I have, hyper hydrosis. With it you sweat no matter WHAT, even with clinical strength deods, pills, powders, everything. Even the surgery to suck out the extra sweat glands rarely works. Teens who go through it like me have a horrible time.
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Comments (112)
alexwarfield333 1
First!!!
hubla 0
Have fun being moderated asshole
LolCakes111 7
#1, no Good Deed goes Unpunished...this punishment was immediate. #2, It's possible the girl WASN'T nice. She could've been very nice, or very mean. How do you know? Apparently, everyone who is hot is a massive bitch and everyone who is "ugly" (as in the beholder's eye) or "weird" is the best person to meet in the world for their personality. I just don't get it O_o it goes both ways.
kevint9911 15
Well, at least you tried, better luck next time!
MagicallyFat 12
It's so tough being nice to people when you don't know how their going to end up ******* you
eyeIoveyou 4
"It's like being nice to the weird kid. Then BAM, stalked for life."
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
#67 Exactly!
LolFMLnot 10
Be like "don't you love showers? "
evelynn_319 5
...what did she eat?
Livencountry 5
Spoiled hamburger meat with just a touch of skunk musk, wrapped in boiled cabbage leaves, then burnt to a delicate black color with the consistency of peeling skin.
SpeshulK 0
Sounds like the favorite meal of the smelly kid in my bio class. I witnessed him eat his own dandruff and acne on more than one occasion...
koolkat27 13
it's like the guy who sits next to me in algebra, he picks off his scabs then eats them. *shivers*
KiddNYC1O 22
Sharp cheddar cheese.
ironwords 8
Semen
Benelli_SkM 0
Horse shit.????
screamogirl123 18
some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza.
Dwayzee 2
It's only one class, not that bad.
that1guyyy 12
Use some febreze
wittygirl 8
Then it smell like shit and febreeze that stuff is a joke.
burro_fml 6
Really? Frebreeze always worked for me!
graham11 14
35- what scent are you trying to cover up?! Febreeze works like a ******* champ!
periwinkle95 10
Maybe 35 was trying to cover up their smell of ass and failed
Peach3 1
Adding insult to injury!
flockz 20
"oh i'm sorry! that seat is actually reserved for someone who doesn't smell like ass. i see a seat in the back corner perfect for you."
graham11 14
"actually, turn right out of this classroom and on your left, you will find a bathroom."
mycheese 0
Omg I luv ur pic twilight sucks!!!!!!!
liy223 6
At least you were being nice. I'm sure she appreciated it.
boredblonde 17
I hate smelly people!
muzy 23
The feeling is mutu- woah that was close...
periwinkle95 10
Or better yet, not only gather them up in a corner, but load up our water guns with febreze and take fire!
kickboxingchick 5
You don't personally know them. Just because they don't smell like you doesn't mean they're bad people. For all you know, you could smell just like her!
zojieeu 6
LOL