Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 582
You deserved it 49 130

Same thing different taste

Top comments

littlemissFYL 5

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

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littlemissFYL 5

Ooooh, I hope your hubby understands and good luck with the rest of your marriage!:)

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

lbumbblebee 5
Randuhh_17 4

if you would say names in a demonic voice...you'd remember.

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

1- I thought you were trying to be funny saying live instead of love like OP said (insert ex's name) instead of (insert fiancé's name).

iEatGuppies 0

better there than when you say your vows at your wedding.

je_suis_fml 11

better there than in the bed...

Why do many of the fmls lately remind me of Friends??

44- Yeah good idea. Let's go with both.

It's live, not love. What the hell are you talking about? /troll

USMC_sniper 0

You know hell's not very fast, right?

The fire in it burns you pretty quickly though.

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Reminds me of the jumping higher than a mountain joke... mountains can't jump

You all have to see he'll to believe it. It's very fast.

Ah poodles damn auto correct. It comes up at the worst times. I mean HELL!

a_nutritionist 10

@54 how do you know mountains cant jump? maybe they just dont want to.

Your main pic looks like you're running from hell

OP is already in hell, er Russia.... calling him by an ex's name will get uncle Vladimir's attention with his draginov.

jellitonoctopus 19

I'm sure your husband to be would understand it was an honest mistake.

it was an honest mistake but if I were the husband-to-be I would be pissed and suspect something, wouldn't u?

a_nutritionist 10

would your suspicion be about your own gender identity? no, i wouldnt be suspicious, i would be cautious and observant. theres a difference.

84- no I'd suspect something is going on with the ex and op duh

a_nutritionist 10

...please tell me you didnt think i was serious...

RabidBunny 10

Be understanding when he says the wrong name on your wedding night.

WTF? I hope she doesn't die him. That sounds really painful....

green_eggs_and_h 0

Why would she dye him a different Color?

pwincessa23 1

I think this comment was meant as a reply to the first one.

littlemissFYL 5

*I think she maybe really does love him @#1

jellitonoctopus 19