Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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hippityhopp 2
Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."
beddington 7
No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."
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Comments (212)
tootsie68 22
Thats exactly why u should get over him and move on
21jason 9
And what an impression you made....
Snafuusmc 12
Don't worry that's why he's your EX!
clownphobia23 12
He probably said it to let the other girl know that he is 'totally over you' which, as far as we know, he could be lying. Don't be so hard on yourself, I've heard this story a million times!
ty1992_farmlife 12
He was jus beng an ass to you, so you would feel bad or make a scene. Hopefully you didn't, when you get a new bf do it to him lol
d_unsub 12
I don't think it was a mistake, maybe his new girlfriend is somehow jealous of you or afraid that you guys can get back together (cos 3 years is a long time) and he did that to try proof her that he already got over you
Daydreemdie 0
Wow what a prick or maybe he likes you still
perdix 31
That's the way a Stage 5 Clinger thinks.
Daydreemdie 0
Um...?
perdix 31
If you think your ex calling you by the wrong name somehow means he still likes you, [JeffFoxworthy] you may be a redn..., er, stalker.[/JeffFoxworthy]
Daydreemdie 0
Lol it happened to me and yet my ex keeps stalking me :(
perdix 31
You may want to consult me for my sure-fire stalker repellent strategies.
downtime 13
He's experienced them all and ranked them based on effectiveness. The database is the most extensive I've ever seen with over 80,000 entries and theres even an app for it. That said, the video and images can be somewhat...unnerving.
Jewnut 0
Obviously you didnt make much of an impression on him if hes already dating someone else after a few months
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Names can slip minds do don't worry
thelifeofbritni 0
I would have been so mad. On the bright side, at least you don't have to deal with his crap anymore. :/