Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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hippityhopp 2
Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."
beddington 7
No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."
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Comments (212)
SquirrelZilla 0
He did that on purpose. He doesnt want his new girl to feel threatened.
DeOilers 9
You should've said, "You mean our daughter's name?"
ZDK5498 6
he is either 3 things.... 1. a jerk for disrespecting you because he would obviously know your name unless he is a player with a different girl each night... 2. a dumb ass for not knowing your name because you were at a point bf and gf not too long ago... 3. is bad with names..
OfficeNinja 5
He probably did that so the new GF will not know it's your name he keeps saying during sex.
bubo_fml 11
Respond in kind..."Dick!"
To_Die_For 7
He could have been nervious about an obvious awkard situation, and said the wrong name by mistake, or he could have been being a jerk on purpose... In that case weather you see it now or not you dodged a bullet. Take care.
HaleyXx_fml 11
Awe well he was probably lying. I bet he remembered ur name very well. He did it to be a jerk and to make him look better to his new girlfriend. He's just a jerk.
bkwopper 0
Why? like good god If only he could be as perfect as you!
cul8erqtpie20 0
He probably meant to do that to piss u off. Fyl!
vinachin 5
Dick is everywhere..
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh nah nah, not my name.