Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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Death_From_Above 0
kick his ass
HowDidIGetHere 0
I woulda stabbed him -.-
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Comments (183)
AFCpepper 2
fake... any cop in the west coast would've shot you immediately.
Paigeyk 3
Any cop anywhere would at least pull a gun and call in back up and all kinds of nonsense.
Death_From_Above 0
highly doubt they'd shoot if it was in your lap. in your hand lungeing at then yes... lap no
wmsdubstep 6
Police in UK don't carry guns, so not everywhere. We have armed police, which is only used on serious occasions, not a pansy throwing a knife at his "friend".
perdix 29
If he lightly tossed the knife, it would be merely mildly amusing, but if he really threw it and impaled your happy sacks, that would be hilarious!
MrGold 0
I carry a light-saber. You never know when kanye west will walk by.
sweetdreams999 0
did you get tazed OP?
MrGold 0
18, what if the other guy has a gun? will you still feel safe vs. your husbands wimpy knife. Tell him to carry a rubber ***** that will scare the shit out of the other person. I know I will be confused as hell and want to run away.
RawrNom 0
really?! I kinda like protecting myself to be honest but whatever floats your boat
gusgus36 5
well you shouldn't have run a red light but if it was just that it was yellow and went red just in time for it to count it's not that bad.. regardless- your friend is an asshole
BitchingNuzeh 0
Let's see if it's funny if we stab him in the back.
McGherkin 0
Bringing a knife everywhere you go isn't self defence, it's premeditated use of a deadly weapon and will get you put in jail for quite a while. Not to mention if the other guy gets your knife, you're as good as dead. You're better off in hand-to-hand combat.
MrGold 0
premeditated use of a deadly weapon? yeahhh nooo. Nice try though. The judge will rule in the guy who is trying to defend himself.