Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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Death_From_Above 0
kick his ass
HowDidIGetHere 0
I woulda stabbed him -.-
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TheDrifter 23
I don't know where you are from 60, but here on the north American continent carrying a weapon for defense is not illegal and will only get you in trouble if you started the altercation or if the judge believes it's use was unjustified in your circumstances. The part about using a knife instinctively and killing someone without thought in your comment disturbs me though. It's that kind of mindless repetition of propaganda that allows governments to strip rights from their citizens at will. If you pull a weapon and use it, it's not a mindless act and definitely not the fault of the weapon. I have a concealed carry permit good for 32 of the 50 US states, in over a decade of traveling with a pistol on my side I have never even come close to "instinctively" killing someone with it in an argument. Please learn TO think and not just what to think.
kevinfenchak 0
the difference between a crime and self defense is simple, you can't use it just because some guy gets in your face or pushes you around. you can use it, however, if he starts beating you with a stick, pipe, large *****, etc., so basically if his actions qualify as 1st (2nd?) degree assault you're perfectly justified. it follows the same laws as carrying a gun.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Your friend is an idiot. I would've kicked his/her ass. FYL.
Epic_Phale615 0
65, I agree with you, i have a few friends who are cops and they have all told me the same thing. I carry knife on me when I leave my hoise, I would rather not use it if at all avoidable, but if carrying and using the knife means saving my life if someome wishes to do me harm, I think I'll keep carrying it around.
rlatpffl86 0
Your friend is stupid. That said, you could've avoided all of this by not running a red light.
insanesna1l 0
60 is from australia. Its not always illegal if you have it for work etc. but if you go to the movies with a 10inch serrated military knife then yes its illegal. There is no point arguing American v Australian v British laws as we were all raised differently and what one believes another will not. But from a hand to hand combat point, a knife is more dangerous than a gun.
WOGBRO 6
F him
aback 4
Sounds like your friend's going to be walking everywhere for the next few months. Be sure to honk and wave as you see him stumping along.
AbenPede 2
epic prank!
shaaayyee 0
thaaaaaats hilarious.