Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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Death_From_Above 0
kick his ass
HowDidIGetHere 0
I woulda stabbed him -.-
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Comments (183)
aaronruark 2
wtf I don't even know what I would do
Death_From_Above 0
I carry a knife in my jean pocket all day everyday. it's always on me cuz ya never know when your gonna need it
naughtia 14
you need new friends.
killianisboss 0
says the tampon
MrGold 0
says justin bieber
Monikabug 9
Says the flying pooch.
MrGold 0
says the satanic girl from bioshock
carcinogan 0
bioshock!!!!!!! little girls were a bitch
enonymous 8
Says the tampon says the really freaky almost Asian looking Justin bieber says the flying dog says the satanic chick from bioshock says the flying dog once again <--- says the guy from super troopers.
Thanatos1206 0
Says "Mother of God"
GumbetGirl 1
<3 super troopers!!! "do you know how fast you were going meow?" "did you just say meow?" "do I look like a cat to you? am I all nimbly bimbly, jumping from tree to tree?" "no" "am I drinking milk from a saucer?" lol
iluffmcrandbvb 1
GERARD WAYYYYYYYYYYY IS AWESOME!
peppermintstick 0
I suppose a pocket knife or Leatherman would make sense. I still think the friend is crazy though!
ILoveEggnog 7
I always have at least one on me.
amberita28 0
Yeah, my husband carries a knife all day every day too. It also makes him feel safe. I think it's kind of a turn on knowing he's prepared to protect me at all times.
enonymous 8
It's a boy scouts thing. that's why I keep a boy scout in my pants at all times.
merrick77 0
Epic
allmidnighteyes 10
YDI for using FrOsTy25 as an alias.
MrGold 0
Stab him for being an ass or just do his mom.