Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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Death_From_Above 0
kick his ass
HowDidIGetHere 0
I woulda stabbed him -.-
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jenaandtyler4eva 0
don't be friends with him no more and then kick his ass till he can't move on the ground
ceddyz17 10
haha so when your out of jail destroy that mofo
aussie_gemini 5
wow... some long comments here! personally I think carrying a knife or any weapon is bloody ridiculous. from what I can see is no one is catching their food with their hands or out camping or fishing, so why on earth would you really need a knife all the time? it makes you gutless and weak. ******* neanderthals!
thevirusuhope4 0
what happened then? ha
jaybirdrampage 0
who cares...
enonymous 8
a pocket knife has several uses out of that context of food or a fight. I.e: if you're in a car wreck and can't free the seatbelt you can cut it off. it has a toothpick and tweezers too!!! cork screw and nail file!!!
RainbowHeadache 2
Wow. What a friend. A cop from here flips shit when you don't have your hands on the steering wheel. Imagine the brick they would shit if a knife was on your lap.
doc_j 0
107 you must live in the city. i myself still hunt on a regular basis. all the meat i eat is caught and killed by me and use the knives carry on a daily basis to skin an quarter em. but i also carry it because i have been robbed before and used it to defend myself. now dont think i am rambo or superman i simply took out the knife and the so called "gangsta" started to act like a little bitch.
HellaFletcher 0
ahhhh thats hella funny !!!!!!!!!! except sucks for you xD
pman590 8
why did he have a knife in the car anyway ;-o