All I have to is dream dream dream

By Anonymous - 28/10/2020 18:02 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt I wet my pants in front of everyone. It wasn’t a dream. A toddler laughed at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 853
You deserved it 231

Same thing different taste

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He was probably thrilled that he was better potty-trained than you.

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He was probably thrilled that he was better potty-trained than you.

where and how? like where are you sleeping that some toddler would be watching you? did you actually dream or so up in the clouds you thought you dreamt?

My assumption is that OP was passed out drunk on the couch.