Transportation: Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my...

By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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iKojack 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.

TypoH 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

You caught his eye atleast!

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TypoH 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

You caught his eye atleast!

SoulAmeliorate 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:43

You just need to do the right dance. If you're lucky, he may compliment you by saying: "That's the TICKET! You're looking FINE!"

LolFMLnot 10

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:46

if OP ever gets kidnapped he/she now knows how to catch a cops eye

iKojack 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.

tragicnightmare 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 7:22

this sounds like a reference to something musical I've heard before

akagabby 12

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

At least you know you can be a traffic signaler one day!

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

Why were you dancing in a car?

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:49

Also, the question how was Op dancing in the passenger seat of the car might need some clarification. Unless OP is a Verne troyer sized little person I can't imagine how they could have enough room to dance. I just imagine OP looked like a wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man, which would concern me if I were a police officer...or a doctor..

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:56

Or he was just dancing cause he wanted to.

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:08

Did OP leave his friends behind?

slimjim8094 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 0:51

'Cause his friends don't dance

IAMVINCE 11

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:10

... And if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine

clueless05 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 9:46

I love dancing along to songs in the car. Of course I'm sitting down but I can still move side to side and wave my arms. I can't be the only one who does this?