Today, my wife asked me to come talk to her in the bedroom. Thinking she wanted to have a quickie while her sister was spending time with our son, I rushed into the room. She didn't want a quickie, she wanted a divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
Today, my wife of 23 years said she wanted a divorce, that she didn't love me anymore and is moving out. Why? I told her I didn't want us to date and have sex with other people. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
A quickie divorce?
teaspoon04 15
It happens sometimes. You might think you’re having a small issue and really it’s that they’re polyamorous and ******* their trans best friend. No? Just me? Ok...
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Comments (16)
BurnInDemonFire 39
A quickie divorce?
acmariner99 25
You beat me to it. That was quick.
silentbabydeer 10
Oh ouch!
tipsyone 22
I don’t understand how divorce comes as a surprise! What kind of women/men do people seem to marry?? Anyway, I feel for you man! Hang in there
teaspoon04 15
It happens sometimes. You might think you’re having a small issue and really it’s that they’re polyamorous and ******* their trans best friend. No? Just me? Ok...
raven_of_azarath 35
When my parents got divorced, it was a surprise for my mom. Yeah, they fought a lot, but she tried everything to keep the marriage together, and thought my dad was doing the same. Instead, he came home from a vacation and announced that he was leaving her. She had no clue it was coming.
Chris Reid 8
Read the room wrong on that one
GamerChickxoxo 16
you Cumming in 30 seconds doesn't make it "a quickie" for her
RichardPencil 32
That’s a “slowie”. A very expensive slowie!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
if a quickie was your first thought then your marriage musta been on the rocks for a while
Envy22 32
Praying for you.
MannyWasHere 12
Break up sex?
fjvitt 14
Always coming too quickly...maybe that was the problem...