We have to talk…

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Portsmouth

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Today, my wife asked me to come talk to her in the bedroom. Thinking she wanted to have a quickie while her sister was spending time with our son, I rushed into the room. She didn't want a quickie, she wanted a divorce. FML
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teaspoon04 15

It happens sometimes. You might think you’re having a small issue and really it’s that they’re polyamorous and ******* their trans best friend. No? Just me? Ok...

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tipsyone 22

I don’t understand how divorce comes as a surprise! What kind of women/men do people seem to marry?? Anyway, I feel for you man! Hang in there

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teaspoon04 15

It happens sometimes. You might think you’re having a small issue and really it’s that they’re polyamorous and ******* their trans best friend. No? Just me? Ok...

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raven_of_azarath 34

When my parents got divorced, it was a surprise for my mom. Yeah, they fought a lot, but she tried everything to keep the marriage together, and thought my dad was doing the same. Instead, he came home from a vacation and announced that he was leaving her. She had no clue it was coming.

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Chris Reid 8

Read the room wrong on that one

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GamerChickxoxo 16

you Cumming in 30 seconds doesn't make it "a quickie" for her

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RichardPencil 30

That’s a “slowie”. A very expensive slowie!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

if a quickie was your first thought then your marriage musta been on the rocks for a while

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fjvitt 14

Always coming too quickly...maybe that was the problem...

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