Miscellaneous: Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem...

By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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You deserved it 92

By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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Please, apologize

By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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By Jakeok - 14/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Fraser

Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML

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You deserved it 7 622

By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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By Rick - 22/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

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You deserved it 4 803

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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thehuntress309 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 16:01

That's kinda sad Hun... Sorry :(

suckceed 17

Tuesday 1 October 2013 16:03

Put your number up on craigist, you'll definitely get the calls you want.

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AestheticSynthia 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:25

Aw :(. Dont feel bad , when my phone does off its my mom lol

Johnson_Mcgee 1

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:31

Maybe you could pretend to be a well-adjusted person by turning your phone off while other people are trying to listen to a lecture.

Tinad01 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 23:00

Today in class my phone went off too. except it started playing my music. and the song was Booty werk... talk about embarrassing.

adriianaa_xox 12

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:00

sounds like something id do

SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:29

Why dont you make friends on Kik? everyone on there talks to random people

creepyclowntown 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:55

they could think it was your mom too

utrax 23

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:13

Maybe it's time to actually make some friends then? Don't worry OP, just be yourself and I'm sure someone will be friends with you. :)

thewoodrow 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:40

I just accidentally hit YDI but I definitely don't think so. I'm in the same boat. I'm sorry :/

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:54

That's stupid, if your that alone try to make friends!

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:49

Making friends is not easy for everyone, you know.

Chumbowamba 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:16

hahah lets talk lol thats not good you have to do that ._. ill be your friend

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