Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
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iAmScrubs
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The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.
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CitrusGirl
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No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.
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anakaren_831
| 1
do you?
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DRock525
| 0
I think the answer is no, since it was posted here, assumable right after!
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andy231245
| 4
seriously guy come on
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ChickenInMyKitch
| 4
I go offline so I don't veto talk to people haha :D
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ChickenInMyKitch
| 4
oops, have to*
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abbi96x
| 0
You go offline on Facebook and come onto here? Teeheehee..
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mmmskittles
| 3
I was thinking that too. Chances are you go offline and then browse other sites or Facebook thinking if anyone noticed youre gone.
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plataapusss
| 0
it's a social network obviously he has a life
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sterlingarcher
| 1
ahaha you get off facebook to come on here?? classic! sounds like something i would do..lol jk jk i actually have a life ;)
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Justforlolz
| 14
You know, this sounds alot like a previous FML that was posted. Amirite?
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ienjoithinqs
| 0
it's not like it only happend to one person. Amirite?
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imacreeper
| 3
I have a bunch of friends who are facebook whores and they have lives =]
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kcluna
| 6
Just cause you are always on FB it doesn't mean you don't have a life, it just means you have a smartphone!!
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TookaWooka666
| 0
I don't so the social networking thing myself, I know it is under constant supervision of the goverment along with everything else in our daily lives, come to think of it I probably shouldn't be commenting on he-.. oh shit!!
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XZeenon
| 1
Clearly she doesn't... What's the matter with people asking obvious things?
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
118 see comment 69.
DERP.
DERP.
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LilyZombie
| 8
20, your legs are way too skinny D:
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15949058
| 4
Nobody knows -.-
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DreaminOfMusic
| 0
wow that's sad
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ultrabroski
| 0
Screw you, Internet!
irony.
irony.
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
56 I agree with you lol
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L3Paparazzo
| 7
op is one of those people who comments on everything .
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curleyQ97
| 9
I do that but it's because I just don't want to deal with people. In the past I've accidently walked away from my computer with it on and guys have gotten mad at me for "ignoring" them.
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wmsdubstep
| 6
That's actually quite sad.
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iAmScrubs
| 19
The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.
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chino627
| 0
my cell phone keeps me online for chat so when a actually look at FB I get a lot of messages saying get off FB
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Imabigbeast
| 5
op has a life, because everyone on fb has a life. what better way to spend your day than to sit at your computer, playing games, and updating your status whenever you doing something, such as going to bathroom.
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bodmonontheblock
| 0
facebook is so boring its like jail writing on other peoples wall all day and getting poked by strangers
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Imabigbeast
| 5
lol
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chance4eva
| 0
so true
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livin_plur
| 0
haha 48 I love that
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bodmonontheblock
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haha :)
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destinyo_ox
| 0
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
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johnnybagodonuts
| 2
was it really that funny?
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chimpsndip
| 0
Maybe he just thought of something funny. Like a cow. It's a funny cow.
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mcrepas
| 19
Hahaha! Silly cow! Yes I did actually think about a cow...
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mccutie936
| 6
your fat.
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15949058
| 4
MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY
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YacL
| 15
Instead of pretending you have a life, you could actually go and get one. Just a suggestion. Anyway, yeah, that is sad. FYL.
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ilovemaxborseth
| 0
aha I agree too
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Scalabrine44
| 0
I do that sometimes...
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rocketeer_97
| 1
i think ive seen this one before .....
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joooeee
| 3
that's what she said?
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lajaynay
| 15
I was thinking the same thing.
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sheagstaz
| 0
wonder where you got that from
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TabzTheLoserKidd
| 4
where I got what from?
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TabzTheLoserKidd
| 4
maybe you should ACTUALLY get off Facebook, get out of the house, and meet a nice man. I'm sure you'll find that to be much more satisfying.
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sheethapins
| 13
What if she's a lesbian?
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TabzTheLoserKidd
| 4
sigh. then find a nice hot lesbian lady
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hawright
| 13
Sheethapins really? I mean what if she us a necrophiliac??? that is so gay, we get what she was trying to say, draw some inferences
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ConradDavid
| 1
why did the conversation from the comment above flow into this one... I don't git it
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TabzTheLoserKidd
| 4
you saw that too?!
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RaineLee
| 5
Go out more. Stop sitting in front of your computer all day.