Demonic attack!

By zombie mommy - 27/06/2020 17:02

Today, my 10-month-old kept me up all night after a gruelling day. I finally fell asleep with her at about 2 a.m., and I woke up half an hour later to her hands on my throat, and her biting my nose. Startled, I took a big breath through my nose and snorted an ungodly amount of slobber. I’m awake now. FML
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awildwhisper 30

That sounds absolutely terrifying. I'm too selfish for kids, I enjoy having more than an hour of sleep a night.

Whoa! You didn't even get through one year with her without her wanting to kill you! Good luck with that.

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Whoa! You didn't even get through one year with her without her wanting to kill you! Good luck with that.

awildwhisper 30

That sounds absolutely terrifying. I'm too selfish for kids, I enjoy having more than an hour of sleep a night.

It_gets_better 18

Reading this up all night with my 3-month-old and that's HILARIOUS.

Put her in a crib right near you. I always thought it’s not good to sleep with them when they are that young anyway.