Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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Top comments
genius_man16 1
WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.
protooler31 0
why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...
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Comments (272)
8IGHTY8 0
hahahahaha, Today, I punched my wife in the face!!! priceless line..
Antivirus_fml 0
There is nothing wrong in being married at a young age, infact my own cousin is 19 & married & her wife is just 18 (i aint kidding). Anyway Fyourwife'slife OP!
maybebabychoc 2
I'm sorry what, HER wife?
baby_1 0
there's nothing wrong with same sex marriage.
Antivirus_fml 0
*his
letitbe56 0
Holy shit, you're 21 and married? Were you even able to drink at your own wedding? Dear lord...
cassx 1
The legal drinking age in some other countries is lower than the US. Australia's legal age is 18. Can marry at 18, earlier if you have parental permission actually.
a_cad_1 0
So now are you looking for another excuse to punch your wife?
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
What's wrong with him being married??? And I hope your poor wife is okay OP. Poor thing.
Vagrarian 2
Well, I could be funny and say YDI for being afraid of the dark...or YDI for being married. But seriously, you have issues with the dark and your wife pulled a stunt like that? She's an insensitive idiot. Hopefully she'll learn from this. But seriously, try to work on your issues with the dark.
Vi0LENt_KiSS 0
Okay every1 Shut getting married at 21 isnt even that bad u swear. And if he got married at 21 thats his buisness NOT YOURS and you dont know if he knocked her up he might have OR he must really love her. I know people that have gotten married younger and he didnt knock her up and they r very f***ing happy together.
eliz3 0
In English?
ladidadi 0
Um 21 is NOT too young to be married...the legal age to get married in the United States without parental consent is 18. It's fine if you feel like you're too immature to get married at that age, but it's really not any of your business or your place to decide if this man is mature enough to be married. You don't even know him.
awoodenhouse 0
i think you have wrapped up that argument quite perfectly. so how about everyone listen to #39 and get over the "ur 21?! thats 2 young!! suckaaa!!!!1" now, please.
NobodyUKnow 0
Seriously? Afraid of the dark? 21 years old and afraid of the dark, all I can say is WOW.
abouttofly 12
There's nothing wrong with being afraid of the dark, that's where the Vashta Nerada live.