Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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genius_man16 1
WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.
protooler31 0
why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...
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spectre1992 0
So? You can be married at 21, you losers. People used to marry at 16 and 17. 21 isn't bad at all
Apalleuw_xero 0
Dear #20 People STILL marry at 16 and 17, it's perfectly legal, but nonetheless, I agree with your comment
Abby97 0
21 is a fine age to be married. good, even. a lot of people skip uni so they can be married.... GET OVER IT also FYL haha
ddrluna 2
You don't even need to skip university. I'm married at 21 and am still taking classes. Why do some people act like marriage limits your life so ******* much? I still have loads of fun, am still furthering my career, and am probably a lot happier with my life than most single people I know. People really need to mind their own damn business.
newagegoddess 0
It's because people often think of being married and having children as the same thing. It is not the same. Being young and married has different responsibilities than being young, married, and having children. If you're going through life with someone who loves you and can provide lots of emotional support, it's totally great and doesn't limit your opportunities in life, but rather, has the potential to enhance them. If you have kids though, you have to put them before you and it changes everything, so things like getting an education, establishing a career, and developing a nice, strong financial and emotionally mature base become harder and more complicated to attain. The kids! Hold off on the kids! They're forever!
oh_mi_shizzle 0
there's nothing wrong with getting married young... love is love people at OP ... umm... I'm afraid of the dark too... I feel you. just yesterday my friend tried to scare me with that... she came over and said she was going to the bathroom but instead went to all over the house to look for the main power thingie and turned off all the lights... I called her name she didn't answer... she laughed when she found me crying. people are mean. FYL.
aback 5
At least she won't try that again.
ohnoyouDINT 0
Bitch shouldn't have jumped out at you like that.
andlifesuxagain 0
Well sounds like you already taught her once... kudos on that. But seriously the dark, common captain courage, do you have to be tucked in at night too?
irxc 1
YDI for being married at 21. Sucker.
onnielief 4
Who gets married at age 21? And why do you get married if your not even mature enough not to be afraid of the dark. I agree your life sucks
avalanche719 0
Haha that's hilarious! Nice Reflexes!
Vasir 2
I'm not scared of the dark. I'm scared of what's in it. Stupid paranormal stuff..
StephWALKER 17
agree