Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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genius_man16 1
WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.
protooler31 0
why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...
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Comments (272)
cwl727 33
She deserved it. I hope she wasn't hurt to badly.
spartan0701 6
Not really an FML since you're married at 21. I'd even call it a success :P
xmuffinx 6
I'm 18 and I'm afraid of the dark because my family members love to jump out at me in the dark and scare so me OP I feel ya . But poor your wife that must have hurt bad . I hope she ok
tsahayisawesome 5
Why are you married at 21? Were you even allowed to drink at your wedding?
Migillope 10
People who vote YDI think: "Damn it you shouldn't have a room!" "Stupid guy falling in love! You shouldn't do that! The age requirement for that is 30!" "Trololololol" -.-
TallMist 32
Just because you're older, doesn't mean you can't be afraid. I'm 18 and scared of the dark, spiders, heights, etc. I feel ya, OP. I feel ya.
weezypanda420 22
My husband is 25 and still screams like a girl because he is scared of the dark
Iris_River 15
Okay. A) there's nothing wrong with being married at 21. People get married at younger ages than that (like 16 and 17) and b) so what if OP is afraid of the dark? Maybe he has some post traumatic experiences or something that caused that. My brother is afraid of the dark because of his childhood and he's almost 25. There's nothing wrong with either of those things.
MrsHumanFrog 19
Neither button, She deserved it.... you jump out and surprise someone, you risk getting punched. thats just how it is.
HalfLit 17
Afraid of the dark but not commitment