Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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Outsider_77
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Did you find any?
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unoffensivename
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What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable
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Outsider_77
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Did you find any?
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Michael_92
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This is no laughing matter....monsters kill over 1000 people a year. Go ahead google it for yourself.
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unoffensivename
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Are you sure your facts aren't from Wikipedia
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Dadz_fml
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Probably found a few Big Foot, some Lochness Monster, ya kniw the usual.
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EvilPotato
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It'll be funny if you go back to him and say gravely "I found 5 you're going to have to sleep on the floor in the basement."
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waswashere
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I don't know. The united arab emirates might have some monsters. A camel spider or a Taliban member or something
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Gamaryn
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Monster hunting is a serious job, A lifetime commitment. You signed up when you conceived your child.
Help curve the monster population, Spay or neuter them today.
Help curve the monster population, Spay or neuter them today.
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Damn_Hippster
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Is anyone else reminded of the time on Family Guy where Quagmire has to check for monsters under the producer's bed to get into The Bachelorette? Anyone? No? Maybe I just watch too much tv...
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farnsworth
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It's only Azuzu!
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khaya
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Finding a monster or a human under your son's bed, which is better?
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noobcake111
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This fml - too long; didnt read
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Kyzahhh
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^ mr chow ftw
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_Oblivion_
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He found waldo
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livvie1999
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People die from monster attacks this is serious everyone
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MuziKMajoR
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No all she found was a ticket to the devil inside me
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Ghouly_fml
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I Found A Child Under My Bed....
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redhead6
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It's true. It's the ones that don't check for monsters that end up dead.
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Codezlol
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87 when I read your comments I do so in chows voice, it instantly makes everything you say hilarious.
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iBoardSlide
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LAD.
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choloman
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it's chang
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Jovecove
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Tell him to lay off the weed.
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ritzia
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That was a good movie till the end.
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FaustXIII
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Was the monster you found #142? Gah!
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ButlerOfChaos
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Or just slay them. Get a great sword or bowgun and they die pretty easy.
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TicklingIsFun
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OP, I don't think your son is 18.
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monkeysareyummy
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And what evidence do you have?
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ThatLooksSticky
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OP. I think your son is on drugs.
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aceman1992
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37- Drugs? What drugs? Who's got some drugs?
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cherry26272627
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39- are all of your comments going to use Santa Claus references?
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swoozie23
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Pretty sure OP would know how old their son is ... Child at heart still?
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bitchslapped22
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What are drugs?
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puppytaco64
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^ Really?
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lolmonster34
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48 HEY WERE THOSE DRUGS AT I KNOW 37 GAME EM TO YA
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DrMime
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I check my room for monsters of the human variety every night!
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GovernorGeneral
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Lol. I kinda know how OPs son probably feels. Cause as soon as i turn my room light off at night to go to sleep, i sprint towards my bad o_o
Unconsciusly thinking somethings gonna attack me :P
Unconsciusly thinking somethings gonna attack me :P
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flockz
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jimmy crack corn and i dont care, he has crack and he won't share!!
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GovernorGeneral
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And why the fuck should i care? :D
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XxMoeMoexX
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And that goes to show how messed up the world is (;
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D4TSYUK13
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You're right he's probably 19
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nigrice
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This is your sons way of admitting he is a faggot
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NuTrees
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I doubt that. Ops said nothing about that. Though he could of went to the washers for that.
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nigrice2
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Lolllllllll
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fmlpro0987
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Haha your son is a pussy
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Eggers
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imagining someone saying this in real life is actually quite funny
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TheCarChanel
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He's a crack head
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Turock27
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Daddy... I smoke rocks
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neal001
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And you are a dick. congratz
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unoffensivename
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What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable
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CalCommando
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That game scares the living shit out of me...
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unoffensivename
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Beating that game took all my courage i screamed so much i almost lost my man card
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LoganBurrito
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I feel as if... You want me to smoke...
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unoffensivename
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Gee ma the peaches sure are Comin in mighty early this year SMOKE
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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h
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5- After playing it I started losing my voice from all the screaming I did. -.-
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cyK0tek
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ARE YOU SMOKING YET??! xD
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KiddNYC1O
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#5 with the family guy pic and #131 with the family guy reference. Lol nice.
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diidiimi
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I refused to play it, outright. The trailer gave me nightmares. One of my brothers actually finished it, but he's already got insomnia so I guess he figured nightmares wouldn't be a problem.
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unoffensivename
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Your using my toys to get kids addicting to smoking SMOKE not now jerry
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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h
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171- It's fun and all but if you get frightened easily, do NOT play it, I got so freaked out by it I could barely get to sleep for a week!
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devin12
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Your grammar made me sad.
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unoffensivename
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Whose grammar btw! You? Should/ Go Back 2 ur! Concentrating kamp??? Grammar Nazi
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Ghouly_fml
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199- ^_^ Win
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l0v3p4in
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Instead of making a post here, go and try to turn him into a man, you have already wasted 18 years if he still asks you this.
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MJJ5809
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You have no substantiated reason to indicate that OP is a bad parent. Shame on you.
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nonamericandolla
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Wow ur so right! Haha
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Amrel
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I think he meant the monsters where checking under their bed for chuck norris
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unoffensivename
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If Chuck Norris was after the kid he'd be dead by now
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ravenxcorvinus
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tell him "yes. very scary one's that will eat you while you're asleep." if he cries, ya'll need a therapist.
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unoffensivename
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Like he doesn't need one now?
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SaMmIMonster96
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Good idea!!!! Haha I would so do that!
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lolmonster34
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If you could do that then your a slut cuz your 15 -.-
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Torva_fml
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How many did you find?
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GoWithTheFro
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I can see him growing up to be so mature