Did you find any?

This is no laughing matter....monsters kill over 1000 people a year. Go ahead google it for yourself.

Are you sure your facts aren't from Wikipedia

Probably found a few Big Foot, some Lochness Monster, ya kniw the usual.

It'll be funny if you go back to him and say gravely "I found 5 you're going to have to sleep on the floor in the basement."

I don't know. The united arab emirates might have some monsters. A camel spider or a Taliban member or something

Monster hunting is a serious job, A lifetime commitment. You signed up when you conceived your child.

Help curve the monster population, Spay or neuter them today.

Is anyone else reminded of the time on Family Guy where Quagmire has to check for monsters under the producer's bed to get into The Bachelorette? Anyone? No? Maybe I just watch too much tv...

It's only Azuzu!

Finding a monster or a human under your son's bed, which is better?

This fml - too long; didnt read

^ mr chow ftw

He found waldo

People die from monster attacks this is serious everyone

No all she found was a ticket to the devil inside me

I Found A Child Under My Bed....

It's true. It's the ones that don't check for monsters that end up dead.

87 when I read your comments I do so in chows voice, it instantly makes everything you say hilarious.

LAD.

it's chang

Tell him to lay off the weed.

That was a good movie till the end.

Was the monster you found #142? Gah!

Or just slay them. Get a great sword or bowgun and they die pretty easy.

OP, I don't think your son is 18.

And what evidence do you have?

OP. I think your son is on drugs.

37- Drugs? What drugs? Who's got some drugs?

39- are all of your comments going to use Santa Claus references?

Pretty sure OP would know how old their son is ... Child at heart still?

What are drugs?

^ Really?

48 HEY WERE THOSE DRUGS AT I KNOW 37 GAME EM TO YA

I check my room for monsters of the human variety every night!

Lol. I kinda know how OPs son probably feels. Cause as soon as i turn my room light off at night to go to sleep, i sprint towards my bad o_o
Unconsciusly thinking somethings gonna attack me :P

jimmy crack corn and i dont care, he has crack and he won't share!!

And why the fuck should i care? :D

And that goes to show how messed up the world is (;

You're right he's probably 19

This is your sons way of admitting he is a faggot

I doubt that. Ops said nothing about that. Though he could of went to the washers for that.

Lolllllllll

Haha your son is a pussy

imagining someone saying this in real life is actually quite funny

He's a crack head

Daddy... I smoke rocks

And you are a dick. congratz

What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable

That game scares the living shit out of me...

Beating that game took all my courage i screamed so much i almost lost my man card

I feel as if... You want me to smoke...

Gee ma the peaches sure are Comin in mighty early this year SMOKE

5- After playing it I started losing my voice from all the screaming I did. -.-

ARE YOU SMOKING YET??! xD

#5 with the family guy pic and #131 with the family guy reference. Lol nice.

I refused to play it, outright. The trailer gave me nightmares. One of my brothers actually finished it, but he's already got insomnia so I guess he figured nightmares wouldn't be a problem.

Your using my toys to get kids addicting to smoking SMOKE not now jerry

171- It's fun and all but if you get frightened easily, do NOT play it, I got so freaked out by it I could barely get to sleep for a week!

Your grammar made me sad.

Whose grammar btw! You? Should/ Go Back 2 ur! Concentrating kamp??? Grammar Nazi

199- ^_^ Win

Instead of making a post here, go and try to turn him into a man, you have already wasted 18 years if he still asks you this.

You have no substantiated reason to indicate that OP is a bad parent. Shame on you.

Wow ur so right! Haha

I think he meant the monsters where checking under their bed for chuck norris

If Chuck Norris was after the kid he'd be dead by now

tell him "yes. very scary one's that will eat you while you're asleep." if he cries, ya'll need a therapist.

Like he doesn't need one now?

Good idea!!!! Haha I would so do that!

If you could do that then your a slut cuz your 15 -.-

How many did you find?

I can see him growing up to be so mature