FML : Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Tuesday 2 September 2014 18:58 / United States - Wolcott

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By zRatio | 6

#6055007 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:50

She's definitily a Keeper

By PerditaDessa | 38

#6055010 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:51

You say that like there's a better response.

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By zRatio | 6

#6055007 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:50

She's definitily a Keeper

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Welshite | 39

#6055037 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:01

Really? I'd have thought she would be a Seeker.

By sanuxo_ | 22

#6055009 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:51

Win

By PerditaDessa | 38

#6055010 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:51

You say that like there's a better response.

By Soundslikeothers | 15

#6055011 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:51

Well.... she didn't say no

By RobertWJV86 | 11

#6055012 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:51

Good news.. she likes the ring haha..

By LizetteBerenice | 22

#6055013 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:51

Keeper

By ruckfules85 | 34

#6055015 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:52

So that's a yes?

By ChildrenOfFilth | 12

#6055017 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:52

I fail to see the problem.

By CharismaGeek | 19

#6055018 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:52

Well did she say yes?

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tucansamTommyG | 12

#6055070 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:29

No, she said "my precious"

By Welshite | 39

#6055022 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:53

Just wait until the Ringwraiths start showing up. That's really when the marriage starts.

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