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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 10:17 - Germany - Berlin

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
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DracoSpirita 21

If your boss or coworkers don't know where the letter R is on a keyboard, then it is definitely an emergency and they need to go back to grade school.

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knight0748 5

Sounds like he's screwing with cuz it's a slow day. :/

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knight0748 5

Sounds like he's screwing with cuz it's a slow day. :/

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jameen 11

What a douche... He's obviously jealous you get a day off

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chowE_fml 4

I think that it's cute your boss keeps calling you. It's a great feeling to be needed

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Sekkaichi 12

@18 I doubt he's jealous...he's the one who gave OP the day off/ aka he's the boss.

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tjv3 10

Sounds like the place I work for

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Or he's retarded…

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DracoSpirita 21

If your boss or coworkers don't know where the letter R is on a keyboard, then it is definitely an emergency and they need to go back to grade school.

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s0m3guy2010 21

Ît rèàłłÿ ïś ä šhāmē thât pêöpłë døñt kńõw whérę łėttêrś ârë ôñ thēįr këÿbøárd.

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TheApostate 8

Damn #11. Looks like your letters grew cancerous tumors.

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wlddog 14

ALIENS!!! THEY HAVE FINALLY COME!! And they seem to have adopted our language, sort of. At least they are easier to read now then the Hieroglyphics in Egypt.

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gc327072 30

Shit, I'm leaving before the zalgo text comes

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wjh100 13

@#11 idk why but when looking at that whole sentence the first thing that popped out at me was this ø

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thebaddayblues 3

Atleast you know you're missed! Congrats on having a stable job :)

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HouseElf 13

Because OP is obviously the only competent one in the workplace.

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HowieDoIt 21

R you kidding me? He misses you a little too much.

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unsuccesfulmastu 4

Your boss must have not graduated middle school, that or he may be jerkin it to your voice sorry op. :/

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Zemmiphobia 11

He's definitely just messing with OP. It's a slow day after all.

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NickaPLZ 26

Sounds like you need to be the boss, not him.

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Nighthunter 11

You must love qualified leaders! Especially Germans!

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greatdanen 6

is that a hitler reference? if so, your logic makes no sense. otherwise: your logic makes no sense

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Nighthunter 11

Hitler was Austrian! Get your history right, he just ruled in Germany!

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wjh100 13

eh idk what the rules of the time were but at least one of his parents was german. so I don't know late 19th German law but just because he was born in the austrain-hungarian empire doesn't mean he wasn't german

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HowieDoIt 21

I'm surprised the location wasn't Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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Thursday737 7

hmm I'm confused as to what you mean by this. I live pretty near Scranton.

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3rdbass 9

I take it you didn't see Threat Level Midnight.

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B_CeouL 12

He was referring to the office

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Setareh23 34

Wow, next time tell him you won't be available by phone for whatever reason. Your only day off is supposed to be relaxing.

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bombtastic 10

Not always to relax. A day off means you stay the hell away from the place in every way possible. People do more than just relax, they catch up on errands.. lol.

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olpally 32

Works for* idiots. Lol. I agree, I work for stupid managers also. Not to this degree though.

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