Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single... - FML

By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:01

At least she didn't break her hip.

Malinkrot 3

Monday 4 January 2010 4:34

Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:01

At least she didn't break her hip.

nam3 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:59

tell her to come dance on me

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Monday 4 January 2010 4:18

at least your gradmother is alive, mental degredation free and cares about you you fucking asshole. You derserve the next 10 years of your life taking care of a person who has no fucking clue who you are or what it means to be alive. Fucking asshole. Get your head out of your ass. What the fuck do you think you'll be doing when your old?

magarkatherine 1

Monday 4 January 2010 4:20

haha thats funny as hell

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Monday 4 January 2010 4:34

Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something

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Monday 4 January 2010 9:58

Everybody knows it's videogames that cause high school shootings, not websites. He'll be doing it wrong.

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Monday 4 January 2010 21:14

this belongs on MLIA dude not FML. learn the difference

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:02

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:08

I think that would've haunted me for the rest of my life...

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:09

0 YDIs...that's the first time I've ever seen that, even for new ones.

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:09

Thats either really funny, so u should have video taped it. Or really embarrassing so leave the room.

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:10

this isnt a fuck my life, this is my life is amazzzing ! haha hilarious

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:11

LOL did she show you her granny panties?

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:14

join her and all your dreams will come true

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:16

Haha your grandma sounds like she knows how to have a fun time. Get over it and move on.

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:27

Agreed, I think this is awesome :) Go Gan go!

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:19

u have a cool grandmother

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