No you were actually one, albeit a sorry excuse of it.

Hey, at this exact moment (4:03 CST) you are negative six. So you're close?

Keith Stone??? Smooth

absolutely.

...not

people it was a sarcasm

And then hosted a massive party for FML users that we're all invited to?

If that were me, I would so do that.

Do it! :D

Would you help me clean up afterward? I can picture it now... "Today, I woke up with a massive hangover and a trashed house. Last night, I invited the FML community over for a party at a fellow FML-er's urging. He not only puked on my couch and in my sink, but he refused to help clean up after he promised to days beforehand. FML"

Ain't no party like an FML party.

Hey, I'm offended. I'm great at cleaning up after myself! ;)

and then he sues you for property losses and potentially nervous shock

you are so evil -.-"

OMG OP, why would your bf flirt with another woman, ur so pretty

I don't think there is enough info in this fml. Maybe checking with the cashier to see what happened would be smart before makin any rash moves.

Well this is FML, unfortunately most of the men that are FML'd about are shitty. There are a some that are funny and cool, but most are shitty.

Touchè

What about all the shitty women, also? Women are just as bad. It's not always the guys

That's just as true, but we're talking about men because it applies directly to this specific FML.

Well nobody writes FMLs about the good ones

I like your first plan though.

Yes it did! With road head on the way home!

Damn! That's a bit harsh, no?

Meh first thing that came to mind

If the first thing that comes to mind is a dick being bitten then you must have some interesting fantasies.

Hehe maybe

kinda gives him a ready made excuse no?

he shouldn't be flirting at all .