By Opheliae - 29/07/2013 16:47 - United States - Allendale

Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML
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Opheliae 22

Wow, I can't believe this got posted so soon, haha. Anyway, the beau had already purchased his beverage of choice earlier without getting anything for me, so we went back. I gave him cash to pay for my portion, which is why I know he didn't sign a credit card receipt because I watched him pay cash through the window. Not to mention they were smiling and talking for a solid 4 or 5 minutes, and he was on his way out when the cashier called him back, and that's when I saw him write it down. We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in. When I asked him about it in the car, he said she was attending the same concert as us in the fall and wanted to meet up. When I told him my misgivings, he agreed and promised not to text her back if she contacted him. It's all good.

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etishuman22 32

And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

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MGITSWFTC 17

Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too

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Tylerj1124 12

No you were actually one, albeit a sorry excuse of it.

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etishuman22 32

Hey, at this exact moment (4:03 CST) you are negative six. So you're close?

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RedPillSucks 31

Keith Stone??? Smooth

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debbster7 18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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McNikk 15

...not

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sasyquin 13

people it was a sarcasm

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etishuman22 32

And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

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JACKxRAWR 22

And then hosted a massive party for FML users that we're all invited to?

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etishuman22 32

If that were me, I would so do that.

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etishuman22 32

Would you help me clean up afterward? I can picture it now... "Today, I woke up with a massive hangover and a trashed house. Last night, I invited the FML community over for a party at a fellow FML-er's urging. He not only puked on my couch and in my sink, but he refused to help clean up after he promised to days beforehand. FML"

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Opheliae 22

Ain't no party like an FML party.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Hey, I'm offended. I'm great at cleaning up after myself! ;)

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btothel 4

and then he sues you for property losses and potentially nervous shock

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meecaf 7

you are so evil -.-"

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PinkieKeen 20

OMG OP, why would your bf flirt with another woman, ur so pretty

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

Dump his sorry ass. What a jerk :/

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Damian95 16

I don't think there is enough info in this fml. Maybe checking with the cashier to see what happened would be smart before makin any rash moves.

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Pstraka6 20

What is with the shitty men in todays FML's geez. OP tell slimeball to keep the number for a cheap dinner date with her. You deserve WAY better

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etishuman22 32

Well this is FML, unfortunately most of the men that are FML'd about are shitty. There are a some that are funny and cool, but most are shitty.

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Pstraka6 20

Touchè

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assassinbanana0 20

What about all the shitty women, also? Women are just as bad. It's not always the guys

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etishuman22 32

That's just as true, but we're talking about men because it applies directly to this specific FML.

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Mossears133 15

Well nobody writes FMLs about the good ones

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MGITSWFTC 17

Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too

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Fireashes250 16

I like your first plan though.

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Zeishah 26

well then the ' romantic night ' didn't happen..right op?

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misspulkadot24 17

Yes it did! With road head on the way home!

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MateRicks 18

Next time he wants you to go down on him bite his thing off

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn! That's a bit harsh, no?

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MateRicks 18

Meh first thing that came to mind

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Nyx_fml 23

If the first thing that comes to mind is a dick being bitten then you must have some interesting fantasies.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Better ask him that he only flirted to get a discount... right?

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weekdaywarrior 3

kinda gives him a ready made excuse no?

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Fmlsea 28

he shouldn't be flirting at all .

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