Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I trusted a fart in the bathtub. I really shouldn't have. It came out loose like a brown cloud, so I had to shower to wash the shit out of my pubes. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
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Top comments
RoseCrystal 17
I read the first line as, "I pooped in the shower..." I wasn't totally wrong.
sunnyray812 42
I read this as "I popped in the shower," and thought, "What the hell???"
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Comments (62)
Brownie02 10
Did anyone else accidentally read "pooped" instead of "popped"?
BiNeko 12
"Something was very wrong with the pipes " indeed.
hmrhoades 18
I read this twice thinking it said "I pooped in the shower". I was confused when it said it was supposed to come out warm and CLEAN.... ?
LilHottieInLove 25
am I the only one who turns on the shower and checks the outcome before I get in?
Jburky_10 15
haha at first i thought it said pooped instead of "popped" . . .haha oh the irony lol
RammerJammer62 8
There is no possible way for something to just "go wrong with the pipes" and have sewage sprayed on you. The pipes are totally separate.