Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I trusted a fart in the bathtub. I really shouldn't have. It came out loose like a brown cloud, so I had to shower to wash the shit out of my pubes. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
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Top comments
RoseCrystal 17
I read the first line as, "I pooped in the shower..." I wasn't totally wrong.
sunnyray812 42
I read this as "I popped in the shower," and thought, "What the hell???"
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Comments (62)
carolyn_m 19
I thought you said pooped in the shower and I was like...
usmcmischief 9
Shit. I voted YDI because I read "pooped" instead of "popped". Whoops.
annarcheer 19
our pool for swim had a sewage leak and it was so gross and smelled way to bad. I feel you.
cdawg69 10
first world problems.....
feven 32
How attractive ?
laurenswims13 24
I thought this said I pooped in the shower, and has to read it 3 times before realizing ?
SillyBeanie 8
If only you could take a shower to wash it off...sorry OP hope it'll get fixed soon in the mean time try to take one at family's or a friends house :)
MandieL 27
I always end up cold when walking out of the shower :( but ya, fyl, that sucks dood.
Joshery 14
Ok, ask the neighbor if you can use theirs...if they let you in their house
val_is_lame97 12
well shit.
ARetardedSeal 24
That's extremely bad, a back flow of drainage got into your water supply system. You need to get that fixed asap. When you describe your issue tell whoever it is that its a possible cross connection/back flow. Or at least have an inspection done to determine the actual because