Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve...

By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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Melofa 7

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:35

why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:37

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

Melofa 7

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:35

why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

ERIKER 11

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:41

It's Russia, Of course can't

Futacy 29

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Friday 15 July 2011 0:16

Congratulations, the water company is run by dumbasses

rallets 22

Friday 15 July 2011 0:26

in Soviet Russia, water shuts YOU off

Drigr 9

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Friday 15 July 2011 1:00

why would not having water for a day mean you smell like a zoo animal? if its THAT bad it's not just from today dude

dolphincheddar 10

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Friday 15 July 2011 1:17

is that bad in Russia? some places ive been it's quite attractive. they even made a cologne for it. it gets the ladies 50% of the time, allll the time.

FunnyWeasel 7

Friday 15 July 2011 3:21

Water you doing to my boiler?

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:37

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

Iamnotmyself 17

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Friday 15 July 2011 1:08

*Lame hipster voice* I've wanted to live in a zoo before they were invented, but now I use a xoo, a product from apple that let's me experience a zoo, virtually.

KillerSong 11

Friday 15 July 2011 2:23

lol #27 and I feel sorry for you OP

Ferretface 13

Friday 15 July 2011 6:23

27- You mean an iXoo?

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

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Friday 15 July 2011 7:54

Guys, let's get serious. Madagascar is like, the best damn movie out there. XD

RabidBunny 10

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:44

In Soviet Russia...actually all Soviet Russian jokes have been obsolete since 1991. I'm sure the boiler will be fixed soon so don't worry.

mynameis1339 0

Friday 15 July 2011 0:55

that's why the joke starts with "In soviet Russia..." that's the proper why to say it.

Glad2BHisWife 1

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Friday 15 July 2011 1:02

please send this comment to call of duty

Delta2Almanac 7

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Friday 15 July 2011 1:02

In Mother Russia water shut off you!

CryMoreFMLs 14

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Friday 15 July 2011 2:20

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes still exist!

StudMuffinette 17

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:45

Aww, that really sucks. FYL

killmenow03 21

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Saturday 11 January 2014 21:57

There happens to be this little button up top that says "I agree, your life sucks" USE IT. Thank you.

Doortje 29

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:47

At least you're not the only one who smells like a zoo animal, your whole neighbourhood does!

redbluegreen 40

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Friday 15 July 2011 7:03

They could start a circus!

jesernoob 13

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Friday 15 July 2011 8:46

sounds like a fun carpool ride to me xD

raphanne_fml 33

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:49

Well, you just have to pray that your neighbor doesn't blow a fuse or break his heating in winter.... FYL

blackbelt25 12

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:49

i broke my ankle a month ago, i could only shower once a week, at most!

toelie 25

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:59

Did you wash in the mean time?

raphanne_fml 33

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Friday 15 July 2011 1:48

Er... I broke my ankle and my fist once, I could still shower everyday!!! Just have to put a plastic bag on your cast!

Josh67 1

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:54

why not go to a public bath... ( well iI there is one)

Josh67 1

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:55

perdix 29

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:55

Sounds like a great excuse to drink a shitload of vodka. Or bathe in it.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Friday 15 July 2011 0:03

Go to the park and take a bath in the fountain with the animals.

slopijoe 0

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Friday 15 July 2011 8:22

and the homeless lol

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