Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
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Melofa
| 7
why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?
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iAmScrubs
| 19
I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.
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Melofa
| 7
why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?
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ERIKER
| 11
It's Russia, Of course can't
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Futacy
| 29
Congratulations, the water company is run by dumbasses
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rallets
| 22
in Soviet Russia, water shuts YOU off
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Drigr
| 8
why would not having water for a day mean you smell like a zoo animal? if its THAT bad it's not just from today dude
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dolphincheddar
| 10
is that bad in Russia? some places ive been it's quite attractive. they even made a cologne for it. it gets the ladies 50% of the time, allll the time.
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FunnyWeasel
| 7
Water you doing to my boiler?
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iAmScrubs
| 19
I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
*Lame hipster voice* I've wanted to live in a zoo before they were invented, but now I use a xoo, a product from apple that let's me experience a zoo, virtually.
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KillerSong
| 11
lol #27
and I feel sorry for you OP
and I feel sorry for you OP
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Ferretface
| 13
27- You mean an iXoo?
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Guys, let's get serious. Madagascar is like, the best damn movie out there. XD
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RabidBunny
| 10
In Soviet Russia...actually all Soviet Russian jokes have been obsolete since 1991. I'm sure the boiler will be fixed soon so don't worry.
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mynameis1339
| 0
that's why the joke starts with "In soviet Russia..." that's the proper why to say it.
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Glad2BHisWife
| 1
please send this comment to call of duty
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Delta2Almanac
| 7
In Mother Russia water shut off you!
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes still exist!
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StudMuffinette
| 17
Aww, that really sucks. FYL
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killmenow03
| 21
There happens to be this little button up top that says "I agree, your life sucks"
USE IT.
Thank you.
USE IT.
Thank you.
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Doortje
| 28
At least you're not the only one who smells like a zoo animal, your whole neighbourhood does!
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redbluegreen
| 40
They could start a circus!
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jesernoob
| 13
sounds like a fun carpool ride to me xD
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raphanne_fml
| 33
Well, you just have to pray that your neighbor doesn't blow a fuse or break his heating in winter.... FYL
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blackbelt25
| 12
i broke my ankle a month ago, i could only shower once a week, at most!
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toelie
| 24
Did you wash in the mean time?
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raphanne_fml
| 33
Er... I broke my ankle and my fist once, I could still shower everyday!!! Just have to put a plastic bag on your cast!
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Josh67
| 1
why not go to a public bath... ( well iI there is one)
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Josh67
| 1
if
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perdix
| 29
Sounds like a great excuse to drink a shitload of vodka. Or bathe in it.
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
Go to the park and take a bath in the fountain with the animals.
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slopijoe
| 0
and the homeless lol