FML : Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed...

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By failure - / Thursday 14 July 2011 16:24 / Russian Federation

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By Melofa | 7

#2891963 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:35

why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2891967 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:37

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

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By Melofa | 7

#2891963 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:35

why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

ERIKER | 11

#2891985 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:41

It's Russia, Of course can't

Futacy | 29

#2892101 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:16

Congratulations, the water company is run by dumbasses

rallets | 22

#2892136 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:26

in Soviet Russia, water shuts YOU off

Drigr | 8

#2892380 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:00

why would not having water for a day mean you smell like a zoo animal? if its THAT bad it's not just from today dude

dolphincheddar | 10

#2892532 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:17

is that bad in Russia? some places ive been it's quite attractive. they even made a cologne for it. it gets the ladies 50% of the time, allll the time.

FunnyWeasel | 7

#2893836 - Friday 15 July 2011 3:21

Water you doing to my boiler?

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2891967 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:37

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2892454 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:08

*Lame hipster voice* I've wanted to live in a zoo before they were invented, but now I use a xoo, a product from apple that let's me experience a zoo, virtually.

KillerSong | 11

#2893377 - Friday 15 July 2011 2:23

lol #27
and I feel sorry for you OP

Ferretface | 13

#2895202 - Friday 15 July 2011 6:23

27- You mean an iXoo?

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2895724 - Friday 15 July 2011 7:54

Guys, let's get serious. Madagascar is like, the best damn movie out there. XD

By RabidBunny | 10

#2891997 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:44

In Soviet Russia...actually all Soviet Russian jokes have been obsolete since 1991. I'm sure the boiler will be fixed soon so don't worry.

mynameis1339 | 0

#2892342 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:55

that's why the joke starts with "In soviet Russia..." that's the proper why to say it.

Glad2BHisWife | 1

#2892403 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:02

please send this comment to call of duty

Delta2Almanac | 7

#2892406 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:02

In Mother Russia water shut off you!

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2893338 - Friday 15 July 2011 2:20

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes still exist!

By StudMuffinette | 17

#2892003 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:45

Aww, that really sucks. FYL

killmenow03 | 21

#5824485 - Saturday 11 January 2014 21:57

There happens to be this little button up top that says "I agree, your life sucks"
USE IT.
Thank you.

By Doortje | 28

#2892017 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:47

At least you're not the only one who smells like a zoo animal, your whole neighbourhood does!

redbluegreen | 40

#2895459 - Friday 15 July 2011 7:03

They could start a circus!

jesernoob | 13

#2895957 - Friday 15 July 2011 8:46

sounds like a fun carpool ride to me xD

By raphanne_fml | 33

#2892022 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:49

Well, you just have to pray that your neighbor doesn't blow a fuse or break his heating in winter.... FYL

By blackbelt25 | 12

#2892025 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:49

i broke my ankle a month ago, i could only shower once a week, at most!

toelie | 24

#2892060 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:59

Did you wash in the mean time?

raphanne_fml | 33

#2893001 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:48

Er... I broke my ankle and my fist once, I could still shower everyday!!! Just have to put a plastic bag on your cast!

By Josh67 | 1

#2892039 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:54

why not go to a public bath... ( well iI there is one)

Josh67 | 1

#2892047 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:55

By perdix | 29

#2892045 - Thursday 14 July 2011 23:55

Sounds like a great excuse to drink a shitload of vodka. Or bathe in it.

By BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2892066 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:03

Go to the park and take a bath in the fountain with the animals.

slopijoe | 0

#2895857 - Friday 15 July 2011 8:22

and the homeless lol

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