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why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

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why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

It's Russia, Of course can't

Congratulations, the water company is run by dumbasses

in Soviet Russia, water shuts YOU off

why would not having water for a day mean you smell like a zoo animal? if its THAT bad it's not just from today dude

is that bad in Russia? some places ive been it's quite attractive. they even made a cologne for it. it gets the ladies 50% of the time, allll the time.

Water you doing to my boiler?

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

*Lame hipster voice* I've wanted to live in a zoo before they were invented, but now I use a xoo, a product from apple that let's me experience a zoo, virtually.

lol #27 and I feel sorry for you OP

27- You mean an iXoo?

Guys, let's get serious. Madagascar is like, the best damn movie out there. XD

In Soviet Russia...actually all Soviet Russian jokes have been obsolete since 1991. I'm sure the boiler will be fixed soon so don't worry.

that's why the joke starts with "In soviet Russia..." that's the proper why to say it.

please send this comment to call of duty

In Mother Russia water shut off you!

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes still exist!

Aww, that really sucks. FYL

There happens to be this little button up top that says "I agree, your life sucks" USE IT. Thank you.

At least you're not the only one who smells like a zoo animal, your whole neighbourhood does!

They could start a circus!

sounds like a fun carpool ride to me xD

Well, you just have to pray that your neighbor doesn't blow a fuse or break his heating in winter.... FYL

i broke my ankle a month ago, i could only shower once a week, at most!

Did you wash in the mean time?

Er... I broke my ankle and my fist once, I could still shower everyday!!! Just have to put a plastic bag on your cast!

why not go to a public bath... ( well iI there is one)

Sounds like a great excuse to drink a shitload of vodka. Or bathe in it.

Go to the park and take a bath in the fountain with the animals.

and the homeless lol