By MrSlav - 12/11/2020 17:57 - Lithuania - Siauliai

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Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  29

Aww sounds like someone else was being an ass - but you counterbalanced it. You may even be an anti-ass - saving the world one ass at a time!

Agreed it’s a dick move (ass move?) to leave your band-aid floating in a pool. Props on being an (accidental) Good Samaritan :) Now for the love of God, go wash your hands!

By  tabby cat tidbit  |  6

good for you for being a decent human being! we need more in this world. now please take conform in the fact that pools have disinfectant chemicals in them, so you're probably OK.

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By  Marcella1016  |  29

Aww sounds like someone else was being an ass - but you counterbalanced it. You may even be an anti-ass - saving the world one ass at a time!

Agreed it’s a dick move (ass move?) to leave your band-aid floating in a pool. Props on being an (accidental) Good Samaritan :) Now for the love of God, go wash your hands!

By  tabby cat tidbit  |  6

good for you for being a decent human being! we need more in this world. now please take conform in the fact that pools have disinfectant chemicals in them, so you're probably OK.

By  Kraths  |  16

I frequently pick up random bits of trash when I walk to the store or the mall, a habit that I don't do downtown where majority of the city's homeless are because the last time I did I managed to stab myself with a needle that was hidden in some paper