FML : Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203....

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Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By groom - / Saturday 20 June 2009 23:27 / United States

Intimacy

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By uberrcool | 0

#326209 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:31

Wow, that must suck.
Maybe you could ask them to move?
In a polite way?

By Bigblackbunny | 2

#326247 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:47

Who says it has to be in the hotel room? Go somewhere else.

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By uberrcool | 0

#326209 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:31

Wow, that must suck.
Maybe you could ask them to move?
In a polite way?

MARIOHGALACKSIE | 0

#326228 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:36

I agree,
I don't understand why either you or your grandparents can't move...?

onigiriqueen | 0

#326254 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:52

I don't understand why the hell they got that room in the FIRST place!

Honestly, you should REALLY learn how to think these things through!

FarSide | 22

#326360 - Sunday 21 June 2009 11:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Mr_Positive | 3

#327157 - Sunday 21 June 2009 19:01

#1 is right, and no #65 - the room beside them can be empty you know..I mean if the grandparents move to another room

DorkusD | 0

#327900 - Sunday 21 June 2009 23:40

You can't consummate the marriage until you're married, idiot.
Anything before that is just plain ol' sex.

jet_fml | 0

#335099 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:54

76: Well, gee, that's why he said AFTER his reception.

ETA: I wish they would nest these comments lower than one level.

SnIpEr_fml | 0

#335459 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:27

Sorry dude, but your the idiot this time. 76 wasn't replying to the OP, she was replying to 22. look closely before you comment

bored_now | 0

#341680 - Friday 26 June 2009 7:19

just change your reservation... if the hotel has at least two floors i'm sure they have another room you can switch to.

Snowstar | 0

#2711586 - Saturday 18 June 2011 22:21

97- *You're an idiot.

SomeBossOnHere | 5

#3822794 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:39

It's you're, as in "you're the idiot."

By Fresh2death2021 | 0

#326220 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:35

i call second =)

seb12992 | 0

#327007 - Sunday 21 June 2009 17:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By ssflyer3m | 0

#326230 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:37

sucks for you agree with 1

By Bigblackbunny | 2

#326247 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:47

Who says it has to be in the hotel room? Go somewhere else.

By reaza13 | 0

#326249 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:48

You could move somewhere else. OR do it quietly, if possible :)

By koji_fml | 0

#326255 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

spiffles | 0

#329302 - Monday 22 June 2009 7:46

It's certainly not like they would be shocked that you should be having sex on your wedding night. Sorry to bring up the image, but they did it too--like 70 years ago....

By nxkftw | 0

#326259 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:55

Ugh, that's horrible. FYL.

and just for those who don't know.

Consummate - to complete (the union of a marriage) by the first marital sexual intercourse.

CherishFlowers | 0

#326268 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

abcxyz123 | 0

#326320 - Sunday 21 June 2009 10:23

CherishFlowers, stfu.

arienh4 | 0

#326345 - Sunday 21 June 2009 10:50

English is not my native language and I wasn't that sure what it meant indeed. You really think everyone here has a native understanding of the language? Wow.