By groom - 20/6/2009 23:27 - United States
  Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML
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  spiffles  |  0

It's certainly not like they would be shocked that you should be having sex on your wedding night. Sorry to bring up the image, but they did it too--like 70 years ago....

By  nxkftw  |  0

Ugh, that's horrible. FYL.

and just for those who don't know.

Consummate - to complete (the union of a marriage) by the first marital sexual intercourse.

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  arienh4  |  0

English is not my native language and I wasn't that sure what it meant indeed. You really think everyone here has a native understanding of the language? Wow.