By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 02:39 - United States

Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
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sinnikle 5

She says metal rod in back, I say wooden stick up ass.

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Katwaffles 0

you should've smiled and winked and said "oooh, so THAT'S your secret." *nod, elbow nudge* like you're part of some kind of special, elite straight-back club. pat them on the back and walk off.

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Tewpawn 4

maybe that's what you need nowadays. ;)

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animejen1988 9

I also have rods in my back, but it doesn't really hurt anymore. My posture still sucks though.

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acidburnz1107 10

I agree. I have two rods in my BK and mines horrible.

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brootalxkeni 0

atleast she always looks like she stands straight as **** xD

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HOHOHOhamster 0

i doubt that "a ****" stands straight... retard

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brootalxkeni 0

idiot. I'm not a retard, and talk about being mean.... I can't make a little joke about someone who always stands straight, but you can call someone a retard? and plus, I don't have a metal rod up my ass like you do xD

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Katwaffles 0

you should've smiled and winked and said "oooh, so THAT'S your secret." *nod, elbow nudge* like you're part of some kind of special, elite straight-back club. pat them on the back and walk off.

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flammenhund 4

I'm going to agree with you. For I am apart of said club.

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deaper 16

you do realize "apart" and "a part" are two completely different things right?

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brootalxkeni 0

People get offended for everything. she could have said "thank you" what a b#%^*

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IHeartJimi02 0

I agree. Op was just trying to give a compliment.

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lolbrick 0

she probably got that rod for getting her ass beat for being a bitch all the time

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DaTurdTickler 0

or getting her ass gorilla pounded by a fat dude ?

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sinnikle 5

She says metal rod in back, I say wooden stick up ass.

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xXpeachesXx 0

Every time I see your picture I try to figure out if you're telling us your penis size, or trying to pull the last hair you have on your head out. lol

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

I've never written a comment just to say "WIN", but this time I must. But poor guy, what did he ever do to you?? xD

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IrishWildMan 3

It also sounds like she has a nice wooden pole up her ass.

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lpgurl4life 0

Just because she has a metal rod doesn't mean shit. Trust me i have one. Unless she was special and had one down the full length of her back which i doubt. She is just a b*%$&!

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animejen1988 9

I have mine because of scoliosis, which is what a lot of people have them for. Could also be for some sort of back injury, lordosis, etc.

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12345ag 3

it's just as common to have a full rod as it is to have a lower rod. (full rods are used to treat scoliosis and kyphosis in the thoracic vertebrae) So I guess a lot of people are "really special". including me. so thanks, but no thanks for your input, genius. think before you comment.

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acidburnz1107 10

I have a rod from neck to ass and mines still bad LOL I agree that the person was being a b or could have just said ty

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I_Bite 22

I only have rods down the top half of my back as I had an A typical 60° S shape. Because of this I have amazing posture, I literally can't slouch and if I try it hurts. I love having perfect posture with minimal effort (talk about lazy I know ;) )

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aardvarkish 16

YDI, in a good way. I mean, is "Nice boobs" any less of a compliment because they're implants?

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CitrusGirl 0

Nice boobs is actually a little rude if it's to a complete stranger

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aardvarkish 16

I'm keep forgetting the vast majority here don't get sarcasm...

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Frankinatore98 0

It's something called being Nice... Try it sometime

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