By Drew - 26/04/2016 02:21 - United States - Newark

Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML
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You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up

Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."

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You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up

I don't think that would solve the root of the problem. OP should branch out and find new ways to make her leaf.

Somebody thumbs'd you down but that made me chuckle so, good for you!

Why not just explain?

Because I don't think OP can time travel to explain to her before she tapped him on the back

Can they really not explain after the fact??

Explain how some people are made of wood.

"my nose also grows when I lie"

Explaining after the fact wouldn't have prevented the person from giving them a look.

Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."

Knock her on the head and look at her like a freak.

I love this comment so much

Tell people your related to Tony Stark

LostInTheZone11 28

What an ignorant fool she is. I use to wear one for back problems as a kid. Had a hard plastic shell with foam inside. A kid punched me the stomach when we got off the bus stop the one day. He went up our street crying

How could she have known?

Just show the girl the back brace

Take her aside and tell her you are a superhero wearing you exoskeleton suit underneath your clothes, and that she can't tell anyone because it might get her in danger if your arch enemy finds out she knows you.

Should have told her what that was.