By Drew - 26/04/2016 02:21 - United States - Newark

Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML
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Liamj774 36
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You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up

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Tripartita 44
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Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."

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Liamj774 36
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You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up

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UserError94 18

I don't think that would solve the root of the problem. OP should branch out and find new ways to make her leaf.

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Atomic_Mushroom 14
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Somebody thumbs'd you down but that made me chuckle so, good for you!

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dolphinlvr7 24
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Why not just explain?

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Lalala579121 27
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Because I don't think OP can time travel to explain to her before she tapped him on the back

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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Can they really not explain after the fact??

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Phantomsnake 10
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Explain how some people are made of wood.

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philipino 24
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"my nose also grows when I lie"

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Lalala579121 27
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Explaining after the fact wouldn't have prevented the person from giving them a look.

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Tripartita 44
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Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."

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The_Potato_Lord 15
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Knock her on the head and look at her like a freak.

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Someone1111 22

I love this comment so much

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tell people your related to Tony Stark

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LostInTheZone11 29

What an ignorant fool she is. I use to wear one for back problems as a kid. Had a hard plastic shell with foam inside. A kid punched me the stomach when we got off the bus stop the one day. He went up our street crying

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Ipeh 20
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How could she have known?

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mmoss55 2

Just show the girl the back brace

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sturschaedel 27
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Take her aside and tell her you are a superhero wearing you exoskeleton suit underneath your clothes, and that she can't tell anyone because it might get her in danger if your arch enemy finds out she knows you.

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sempisaviour 17

Should have told her what that was.

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