Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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perdix 31
Your current girlfriend will come to regret being such a cheapskate. Your previous girlfriend will just come.
saint_jimmy 0
Does this fundraiser strike anybody else as, well... creepy?
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Comments (109)
guitar0501 0
why did your gflet your ex out bid her?
Dominiricanmamii 0
if yuh have a GF y wud yuh even think about doing some dumb shxt like dhat ? Ur an idiot -_____-
Fuzzfoot 0
2 fat chicks - P.I.M.P.
arminium 0
Did she turn around and buy another guy afterwards?
TwiztedCandyman 0
"tell her to bugger off" made my day.
zepirothica 0
You shouldn't enter in something like that if you aren't single, captain dickmove.
RndmMagician 0
Wow.... enough said
Angi95 3
At least it goes to charity.
KataraTheBender 0
Dude that sucks
paulvstoaster 0
Suck if you were black. Threesum??