Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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perdix 31
Your current girlfriend will come to regret being such a cheapskate. Your previous girlfriend will just come.
saint_jimmy 0
Does this fundraiser strike anybody else as, well... creepy?
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Comments (109)
very_ugly_girl 0
Best time to cheat. If your girlfriend found out you cheated on her, you can say it was apart of your job since you are a slave to your ex.
jakeisawake 3
This could be an FML because he can't stand his ex, so why would you want to cheat? Being a slave doesn't give him the right to cheat anyways; he could tell the bitch to back the **** off if that's what she wanted out of him. I know I would. There is a reason she's an ex.
banana_buddy 6
I believe the real question is why wouldn't he want to cheat. you'd have to be gay to give up an opportunity to have a 3 way with 2 hot chicks.
jakeisawake 3
I am pretty sure his girlfriend wouldn't be down with him ******* another chick. Besides, who the **** said they were both hot?
ZeeBest86 6
who said the ex wants to ****? it would make more sense for her to spend a little extra cash to make him her slave for the day and humiliate the shit out of him...I'm just sayin...
very_ugly_girl 0
Best time to cheat. If your girlfriend found out you cheated on her, you can say it was apart of your job since you are a slave to your ex.
SharkyShark 5
I foresee either great pain or great pleasure. Or both. Sounds kinky.
30STMluvva 0
OP is from Leicestershire? Well that makes total sense then :)
DakotaCat 4
I thought slavery was abolished
KoRnLeader 0
I thought I told you to make me a sammich
ImFreeFalling 0
For the first time i actually have nothing to say. Except FYL OP.
123e3 0
WHAT THE ****?!
theannonymousone 0
The Civil War was for not!
CondomSense 4
I guess OP is a slave to his own ambitions
sweet_candy_ 17
You should have known the consequences before entering.