Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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perdix 31
Your current girlfriend will come to regret being such a cheapskate. Your previous girlfriend will just come.
saint_jimmy 0
Does this fundraiser strike anybody else as, well... creepy?
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Comments (109)
warpig182 0
Poor guy shes gonna get pay back for the surprise buttsex that lead to the breakup. This is your asshole before the acution o this is it after O. GOOD LUCK
dirtraceramerica 0
that show you how much your worth.
mmad07 0
hahaha! that sounds like something I would do...me being the crazy ex gf
baddawg365 0
Do exact opposite of what she wants
fearfulsymmetry 1
This theme of this charity creeps me out. Buying BOYS(which makes me think of 10 year old's) to be your slave for a day? Weird.... Stop bashing on his girlfriend. She couldn't afford to pay more than the ex did. That doesn't mean she doesn't care about OP, or that he's not very important to her. I think the ex-girlfriend just has no life and needs to let things go.
ClickMyPicture 0
Haha, looks like his gf did not even try , she wanted you gone so she can be with another guy:)
FukYurLife_89 0
ydi... for helpin charity... next time don't be so modest... lmao now ya girl gone b mad and ya ex gone embarass ya
Diabla_ 2
wut
Invierno 10
Poor OP's girlfriend. She probably couldn't afford to pay more than the ex, and now she has to be ok with him hanging around his ex for a whole day while being the ex's slave. And don't we all hate those damn ex-girlfriends? :P That said, sucks for OP as well. That situation can't be very good for him, as he'll have two pissed off females to deal with... Ex-girlfriend must be out for some serious revenge. Or else is just really desperate. Equally bad options for the OP. Hope the charity was worth it. ^_^
FukYurLife_89 0
it wasn't worth it bro
hellotayler 0
lolwtf