By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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Intoxicunt 5
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That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

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allmidnighteyes 10
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He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

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Intoxicunt 5
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That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

i'm assuming the OP changed "pen" to "ink" ??????

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BlaisOf_Fire91 0
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That's what I thought too...

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Watchmaker 2
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Ahah! I'm not alone!

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Intoxicunt 5
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Yeah. I think one of the staff members did, actually.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Intoxi, I know it would be for me! Oh, baby~ lmfao OP, that's just great

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icall_BS 0

If your VP is a girl, keep rubbing and stare her in the eye. You never knoooww..

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bubbly31 0

obama posted this

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The_9th_Doctor 18

it says ink.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

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RaverYusuke 0

I swear, boss, my pen(is) got ink all over me.

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folfg0 12
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Retard! You don't get it, op is a GUY! Fail.

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teentee401 36
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Homosexuality exists, dumbass

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cutiepiex3 0
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ouch >.>

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ImThePope 2

Your boobs are showing.

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Immapauls 0

Hey email me [email protected]

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kerrygirl 13
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and its at that point you should have laughed it off and joked about it......not just sit there and let it become a FML

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xMooMoox 0

Lmao you're awesome!

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shamille 5
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he'd be too busy picking his nose.

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danielw 0
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LMAO!!!! that i favorited the fml you reffered to. It's my favorite.

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evilgingy 1
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I'm sorry! I accidentally hit the dislike button, cause I'm doing this on my phone.... I meant like!!!!

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katherinebby17 28

lol im sorry but thats funny

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leili 0
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LOL!!!! This is the best fml ever!!!!

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ireply_w_lyrics 0
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"...I ran on whiskey and burned like gas, I went too far, I went too fast I’d light a fire, just to walk right through it Busted bones, dreams and tears, tattoo my heart like souvenirs life is just a word till you go through it, I’ve got the scars to prove it I lost good friends over foolish pride, drank with the devil just to feel alive I’d build a mountain, then I'd try to move it yeah and I thought that I was pretty tough, till I was brought down by a woman’s touch I got the scars to prove it..." And to add to this list today, i saw another man rub his nipple at me. This shall achieve it's own verse....

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020266t 5

what the?!?!

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kittykat1497 7
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you HAVE to show me the next verse in this

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reemiixxx 0

hahaha thats something that would happen to me.

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whyowhy26 3

I doubt saliva can make ink come off clothes.

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LaytonexLuke 0

Haha, win #2, just what we were all thinking. XD -------- Vlog = http://www.youtube.com/user/CynicalDyke

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