Work: Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt...

By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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By Marie - 08/06/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Spunky

By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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Mostly okay

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 250

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 12 713

Wiped out

By STIgary - 17/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, while at work, I had to poop. While wiping, I somehow managed to get the back tail of my shirt in between my butthole and the toilet paper, effectively wiping my ass with my white dress shirt. FML

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Not what you think

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 06:00

Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML

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You deserved it 251

You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:29

He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

Comments

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 14:26

i'm assuming the OP changed "pen" to "ink" ??????

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:29

That's what I thought too...

Watchmaker 2

Thursday 10 September 2009 6:52

Ahah! I'm not alone!

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:27

Yeah. I think one of the staff members did, actually.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:08

Intoxi, I know it would be for me! Oh, baby~ lmfao OP, that's just great

icall_BS 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:40

If your VP is a girl, keep rubbing and stare her in the eye. You never knoooww..

bubbly31 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:26

obama posted this

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 0:00

it says ink.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:29

He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

StudBoiAyeEm 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:00

lmao!

RaverYusuke 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:39

I swear, boss, my pen(is) got ink all over me.

folfg0 12

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:52

Retard! You don't get it, op is a GUY! Fail.

teentee401 36

Sunday 22 March 2015 5:53

Homosexuality exists, dumbass

cutiepiex3 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:30

ouch >.>

ImThePope 2

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:47

Your boobs are showing.

Immapauls 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:50

Hey email me [email protected]

kerrygirl 13

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:31

and its at that point you should have laughed it off and joked about it......not just sit there and let it become a FML

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 15:25

Lmao you're awesome!

shamille 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:42

he'd be too busy picking his nose.

danielw 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:43

LMAO!!!! that i favorited the fml you reffered to. It's my favorite.

evilgingy 1

Friday 10 June 2011 18:29

I'm sorry! I accidentally hit the dislike button, cause I'm doing this on my phone.... I meant like!!!!

katherinebby17 28

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:38

lol im sorry but thats funny

leili 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:42

LOL!!!! This is the best fml ever!!!!

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:42

"...I ran on whiskey and burned like gas, I went too far, I went too fast I’d light a fire, just to walk right through it Busted bones, dreams and tears, tattoo my heart like souvenirs life is just a word till you go through it, I’ve got the scars to prove it I lost good friends over foolish pride, drank with the devil just to feel alive I’d build a mountain, then I'd try to move it yeah and I thought that I was pretty tough, till I was brought down by a woman’s touch I got the scars to prove it..." And to add to this list today, i saw another man rub his nipple at me. This shall achieve it's own verse....