By CMANIA - United States
Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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By  ireply_w_lyrics  |  0

"...I ran on whiskey and burned like gas, I went too far, I went too fast
I’d light a fire, just to walk right through it
Busted bones, dreams and tears, tattoo my heart like souvenirs
life is just a word till you go through it, I’ve got the scars to prove it

I lost good friends over foolish pride, drank with the devil just to feel alive
I’d build a mountain, then I'd try to move it
yeah and I thought that I was pretty tough, till I was brought down by a woman’s touch
I got the scars to prove it..."

And to add to this list today, i saw another man rub his nipple at me. This shall achieve it's own verse....