Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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Intoxicunt
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That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal.
(You mean "ink" not "pen".)
(You mean "ink" not "pen".)
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GR3453m0nk3y
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i'm assuming the OP changed "pen" to "ink" ??????
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Intoxicunt
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Yeah. I think one of the staff members did, actually.
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DameGreyWulf
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Intoxi, I know it would be for me! Oh, baby~
lmfao OP, that's just great
lmfao OP, that's just great
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icall_BS
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If your VP is a girl, keep rubbing and stare her in the eye. You never knoooww..
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bubbly31
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obama posted this
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The_9th_Doctor
| 18
it says ink.
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allmidnighteyes
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He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D
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StudBoiAyeEm
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lmao!
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RaverYusuke
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I swear, boss, my pen(is) got ink all over me.
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folfg0
| 12
Retard! You don't get it, op is a GUY! Fail.
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teentee401
| 36
Homosexuality exists, dumbass
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cutiepiex3
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ouch >.>
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ImThePope
| 2
Your boobs are showing.
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Immapauls
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Hey email me [email protected]
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kerrygirl
| 13
and its at that point you should have laughed it off and joked about it......not just sit there and let it become a FML
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xMooMoox
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Lmao you're awesome!
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evilgingy
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I'm sorry! I accidentally hit the dislike button, cause I'm doing this on my phone.... I meant like!!!!
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katherinebby17
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lol im sorry but thats funny
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leili
| 0
LOL!!!! This is the best fml ever!!!!
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ireply_w_lyrics
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"...I ran on whiskey and burned like gas, I went too far, I went too fast
I’d light a fire, just to walk right through it
Busted bones, dreams and tears, tattoo my heart like souvenirs
life is just a word till you go through it, I’ve got the scars to prove it
I lost good friends over foolish pride, drank with the devil just to feel alive
I’d build a mountain, then I'd try to move it
yeah and I thought that I was pretty tough, till I was brought down by a woman’s touch
I got the scars to prove it..."
And to add to this list today, i saw another man rub his nipple at me. This shall achieve it's own verse....
I’d light a fire, just to walk right through it
Busted bones, dreams and tears, tattoo my heart like souvenirs
life is just a word till you go through it, I’ve got the scars to prove it
I lost good friends over foolish pride, drank with the devil just to feel alive
I’d build a mountain, then I'd try to move it
yeah and I thought that I was pretty tough, till I was brought down by a woman’s touch
I got the scars to prove it..."
And to add to this list today, i saw another man rub his nipple at me. This shall achieve it's own verse....
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020266t
| 5
what the?!?!
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kittykat1497
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you HAVE to show me the next verse in this
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jhb33
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Me 2!
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reemiixxx
| 0
hahaha thats something that would happen to me.
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whyowhy26
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I doubt saliva can make ink come off clothes.
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LaytonexLuke
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Haha, win #2, just what we were all thinking. XD
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(You mean "ink" not "pen".)