Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Your current girlfriend will come to regret being such a cheapskate. Your previous girlfriend will just come.
saint_jimmy 0
Does this fundraiser strike anybody else as, well... creepy?
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Comments (109)
lindseytaylor201 0
if I was your girlfriend, I'd be ****** pissed.
TwiztedCandyman 0
if you were his gf, obviously you wouldn't have given enough ***** to bid higher than his ex.
snowboarder1019 5
oh shit!
valri3 0
Well um....you can catch up on the lost time in the form talking and uh..RUN AWAY!
kayvan 8
That's hot. Not an FML.
underpaid011 0
tell your girlfriend "thanks for being so cheap". at least you know what you are actually worth to each now.
iwadasn 33
What if his girlfriend just couldn't afford to bid any higher but his ex could? He shouldn't dump his girlfriend for his ex just because his ex has more money.
HesJustTheBest 0
Well now you know who values you more OP. Hopefully now you'll think twice before ending a relationship, now go get 'em tiger.
RosiePatosie 0
.... Isn't that prostitution?
iliketurdles 7
potato, pahtato ;)
memo619 0
prostitution is such a nasty word I'd call more of an investment that guarantees sexual pleasures?
Ismellwin 0
It's not prostitution when it's for charity! ;)
marvin_fml 0
So, which charity do you tell the cops you're collecting for?
dani22097 0
that just shows that your gf cares enough about you to bid high. not.
jltstephens 0
that's a win !! now u get both !!! can you say three-some ????
sourgirl101 29
What type of slave are we talking here? If I had an ex I would have him wash my car in a speedo and plant a garden. Come on, it's for charity! Give her ever penny's worth!