Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, after I packed my lunch last night and put it in the fridge, I grabbed my bag and left for work. At lunchtime, I opened it and found an empty container. I'd packed the container but left the food in the fridge. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
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BRLHP 24
He was just doing his job.
linkinpark98 24
Hey, think about it this way OP. The hobos that visit the junkyard or the garbage dump will have a new wardrobe! :D It's a win for them.
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Comments (97)
kitty_legs 2
Shoulda labeled it!
unknown_user5566 27
Why didn't you just load it into the car in the first place? Could've saved yourself a headache and a trip to the mall.
dimplesimone 8
Well look on the bight side, now you can buy a whole new wardrobe :D
a563 3
Clearly your clothes were disgusting and this is a blessing in a rather smelly disguise!
likeabamf 1
Maybe he thought you had trashy clothes????
Coccinelle_fml 15
For me the biggest problem you have is that all your clothes fit in one single garbage bag. You need to shop more often.
DasHaas 9
Definately don´t put full garbage bags on the street unless you want them taken away.
salvomax99 0
Maybe if u werent so freakin cheap u would still have all ur clothes. I mean someone in ur family has 2 have a suitcase.
artisticninja713 13
Maybe you should have had the sense to actually put it in the vehicle you were going to use to move rather than leaving it outside on a garbage day.
ILoveThaneKrios 1
You don't have the right to say FML since he was only doing what he gets paid for.