She's losing it

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 16:00

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Today, my neighbour came over, claiming she was tired of receiving my psychic messages so yes, she would have a sexual relationship with me and my husband, as long as I stop sending messages because every message gives her a migraine. The cops and an ambulance were called real quick. FML
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IHaveThePower 16

Good job calling the ambulance, that sounds like psychosis. It's pretty treatable and she'll be fine in a while--depends on how long it takes for her to find the right med.

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RichardPencil 30

Were you charged with Assault with a Deadly Message? Are you on the hook for her medical bills because of your barrage of psychic invites to a threesome? I might be getting those, but they're getting drowned out by all the psychic messages from my neighbors who wish I'd park in my driveway. My psychic broadcasts "He'll park on the street if he damn well pleases!" messages but I don't think the thousands I'm spending on that are working.

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RichardPencil 30

Were you charged with Assault with a Deadly Message? Are you on the hook for her medical bills because of your barrage of psychic invites to a threesome? I might be getting those, but they're getting drowned out by all the psychic messages from my neighbors who wish I'd park in my driveway. My psychic broadcasts "He'll park on the street if he damn well pleases!" messages but I don't think the thousands I'm spending on that are working.

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IHaveThePower 16

Good job calling the ambulance, that sounds like psychosis. It's pretty treatable and she'll be fine in a while--depends on how long it takes for her to find the right med.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sorry about that, it seems my psychic messages went to the wrong address.

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