Were you charged with Assault with a Deadly Message? Are you on the hook for her medical bills because of your barrage of psychic invites to a threesome? I might be getting those, but they're getting drowned out by all the psychic messages from my neighbors who wish I'd park in my driveway. My psychic broadcasts "He'll park on the street if he damn well pleases!" messages but I don't think the thousands I'm spending on that are working.

Good job calling the ambulance, that sounds like psychosis. It's pretty treatable and she'll be fine in a while--depends on how long it takes for her to find the right med.

Sorry about that, it seems my psychic messages went to the wrong address.