Poor old Johnny

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 06:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I treated my adult daughter to a vintage record player to celebrate three months of sobriety. Now whenever her boyfriend comes over, they crank up the volume on my old vinyls, and I now have to associate Johnny Cash's "Get Rhythm" with them screwing like rabbits. FML
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Why is your adult daughter living with you? Or are you living with her? Either way she’s an adult and entitled to a good screw.

Better than listening to them screwing like rabbits and not drowning it out with the loud music...

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Why is your adult daughter living with you? Or are you living with her? Either way she’s an adult and entitled to a good screw.

Better than listening to them screwing like rabbits and not drowning it out with the loud music...

So did they only figure out they could turn up music after you gave them the record player? I’d imagine they had a way of playing music before?

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At least, she knows what good music is.

It could be worse. It could be "The Man Comes Around..."