Today, I opened up a Snapchat from my best friend. I received a full and detailed view of her and her boyfriend having sex. All I wanted to know was how her Valentine's Day dinner went. FML
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Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my two year-old opened one of my boyfriend's Snapchat messages. It was from a girl I've never heard of, with whom he has a 700+ day streak and is one of his top friends. The message said, "I wish?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend, and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
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Top comments
MakeTodayADTR 20
Quite well apparently ;)
hkhan24 23
Well she sent you a picture of dessert!
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Comments (109)
HiNowDie 17
From your username I assume you wanted a video?
renjisgirl12 22
Bang bang bangity bang, i said a bang bang bangity bang!
suri23 11
TMI
ThomasBombadil 31
Booze had to be involved. Makes a lot of things seem like a good idea at the time.
erin37 27
Well. I would say.
Ksweety_fml 27
Damn, it must've been so good she wanted to show it off.
avril2nite 2
I wonder who took the picture..
Sarairwin49 22
I wondered the same thing.. maybe she has a camera app with self timer.
AlexRen 21
69 is a dinner for two. So it probably went well.
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Dinner went well. Dessert went exceptionally.
rockhead1270 5
Who took the video, that's pretty talented