Today, I opened up a Snapchat from my best friend. I received a full and detailed view of her and her boyfriend having sex. All I wanted to know was how her Valentine's Day dinner went. FML
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Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my two year-old opened one of my boyfriend's Snapchat messages. It was from a girl I've never heard of, with whom he has a 700+ day streak and is one of his top friends. The message said, "I wish?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend, and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
Quite well apparently ;)
hkhan24 23
Well she sent you a picture of dessert!
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Comments (109)
MrSarary 26
I totally expected you to say "having sex with my boyfriend".
skyttlz 32
Yeah. With how most of these kind of FMLs are I totally thought it was gonna say your boyfriend op.
thelittlemissy 29
Why..? She might be sending you an invitation? Or has she just a crazy sence of humour?
MrConcise 34
I feel infinitely crazier when around a significant other - not always in the same sense of the word, but /always/ crazier. OP's friend sounds similar.
dinosxxrawr 22
dessert was delicious.
yeti37 16
Roses are red Violets are blue Watch my boyfriend Blow his goo
Wizardo 33
Roses are red Violets are blue I possess and boner And now you do too I hope this clears things up My Vday was a howler I am really happy with my luck With this guy balls deep in my growler.
botanistjessica 24
You guys are icky.
cryssycakesx3 22
"oh my gawdhh, you guys are like sooo icky..."
speakersboom 19
first I read poetic brilliance, and then a five-year-old's mimicking.
Selvyys 4
If you think that is gross, you probably shouldn't be on FML. There is content way worse than that. :P
Wizardo 33
If people are so sensitive about comments then please stay the **** away. And a five years old mimicking? Seriously the guy talking about **** is so much more mature and please for a person who has blood rushing to her head all day its pretty disconcerting for you to have such a judgement. This is FML people not a damn support group, freshers suck ass man.
aecribb 14
Roses are red, Violets are ******* violet. Will people never learn this? Or do we need to get violent?
speakersboom 19
Talks about how sensitive people are on here. Gets butt hurt by a 17 year-old girl's comment. :D I love FML.
nyctophobia 5
terrible.
Vitally 6
The question is, did you keep the picture open until the time ran out?
iAlissa 34
I pretty much shared the same expression the cat has in your profile picture after reading that.
WhatsOpTic 11
Your profile pic. I like that shit.
LarryMyster 7
Sounds like the date was pretty bangin.
Guardian88 21
I want snapchat like that
lowshadows 21
in her words..orgasmic.
SouthernLady12 13
One moment I got a text oh yea hold that pose so I can get a pic and snapchat okay got it.... continue.
Keattles 14
I think it went quite well (;