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Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AkaiKitsune - / Sunday 27 August 2017 04:30 /

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By talaswolf | 20

#7534379 - Sunday 27 August 2017 4:56

How are you still alive!? That is horrible and I wish you a fast recovery! I know how it is to have pneumonia.

By somedudesomewher | 29

#7534391 - Sunday 27 August 2017 6:24

Well, I guess this site is turning into Fuck AkaiKitsune's Life after all.

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By talaswolf | 20

#7534379 - Sunday 27 August 2017 4:56

How are you still alive!? That is horrible and I wish you a fast recovery! I know how it is to have pneumonia.

By somedudesomewher | 29

#7534391 - Sunday 27 August 2017 6:24

Well, I guess this site is turning into Fuck AkaiKitsune's Life after all.

By mustang19898 | 16

#7534392 - Sunday 27 August 2017 6:25

I did something similar once. I came down with strep, the flu, and bronchitis all at once. Fever topped out at 104.5 F. It was awful! Hope you feel better soon!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7534401 - Sunday 27 August 2017 7:40

Like my mom always says, "because you played too much video games!"

By rety1 | 13

#7534404 - Sunday 27 August 2017 8:05

forget just vitamin C, you need someone to get you the whole vitamin alphabet.

By Neevster | 18

#7534405 - Sunday 27 August 2017 8:08

That's too bad. Was it caused by chasing your horse that wouldn't let go of a squeaky toy?

By greeniegenius | 14

#7534415 - Sunday 27 August 2017 9:14

Be sure to get the vax to pneumonia if you don't want FYL too
OP I do feel sorry for you

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7534427 - Sunday 27 August 2017 9:48

I bet your horse did it.

By chosha_fml | 25

#7534487 - Sunday 27 August 2017 15:46

How does anyone even notice a common cold when they have pneumonia?

By Allie614032 | 34

#7534542 - Sunday 27 August 2017 20:04

Dude... you could literally die. I hope you get better soon!

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