Health: The Trifecta - FML

The Trifecta

By AkaiKitsune - 27/08/2017 04:30

Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML

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talaswolf 20

Sunday 27 August 2017 4:56

How are you still alive!? That is horrible and I wish you a fast recovery! I know how it is to have pneumonia.

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Sunday 27 August 2017 6:24

Well, I guess this site is turning into Fuck AkaiKitsune's Life after all.

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talaswolf 20

Sunday 27 August 2017 4:56

How are you still alive!? That is horrible and I wish you a fast recovery! I know how it is to have pneumonia.

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Sunday 27 August 2017 6:24

Well, I guess this site is turning into Fuck AkaiKitsune's Life after all.

mustang19898 16

Sunday 27 August 2017 6:25

I did something similar once. I came down with strep, the flu, and bronchitis all at once. Fever topped out at 104.5 F. It was awful! Hope you feel better soon!

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 27 August 2017 7:40

Like my mom always says, "because you played too much video games!"

rety1 13

Sunday 27 August 2017 8:05

forget just vitamin C, you need someone to get you the whole vitamin alphabet.

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Sunday 27 August 2017 8:08

That's too bad. Was it caused by chasing your horse that wouldn't let go of a squeaky toy?

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Sunday 27 August 2017 9:14

Be sure to get the vax to pneumonia if you don't want FYL too OP I do feel sorry for you

Lalala579121 27

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Sunday 27 August 2017 9:48

I bet your horse did it.

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Sunday 27 August 2017 15:46

How does anyone even notice a common cold when they have pneumonia?

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Sunday 27 August 2017 20:04

Dude... you could literally die. I hope you get better soon!

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