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You fail for letting your wife try to do something to fix a car

WHAT IS THIS LOL!?!?!?!?

Just be thankful that it didn't end up in your butt :)

Isn't she smart?

Why was your car in the kitchen? That was a joke ladies don't take it to heart

Get an oil change.....der

It's not as simple as an oil change it would damage the head of the motor resulting I'm the engine needing a rebuild or buying a Change over engine

And even if an oil change solved the problem, it would be short term, as the leftover soap in your block would be likely to prevent the oil from lubing the cylinder anyway, and then BAM! Cracked block or head and a hefty repair bill.. So ladies, who wants to lube my cylinder? I swear I don't bleed!.. Much

It's amazing how stupid some women are when it comes to cars. I bet she asks for some 710 when the car needs oil. Tsktsk

Ur retarded laugh of loud lol

I do

Pinkjay, you poor thing....

Drain the water right away, and let it drain for about 30 minutes. Fill the crankcase with the recommended amount of oil, and drain the crankcase again. This will help get any water on top of the engine out. Refill the crankcase with new oil again, and you should be fine. A little water won't hurt the engine. Condensation builds up inside anyway. Finally, I would change the oil after a day or two of driving the vehicle, just to be sure that all the water is out. Yes, copy and pasted this, because I couldn't be bothered to write it out.

Tell her to check the blinker fluid while she's at it.

Don't know what it will cost you, but it damn well should cost her 100 on-demand bj's.

and the muffler bearings...

I'm sorry, but you need to be banned for posting a useful suggestion. The protocol for this site is to insult people and nit-pick about grammar.

Number 1 your comment is summed up by your username

Haha!

None of you know shit about engines...

Wow... Let her pay for it for being that stupid!

I just wouldn't fix it. Women.

Your wife is a dipstick. The oil spot is a lot harder to reach and pour into than the actual washer fluid container.. Truthfully it's her dad's fault. He should have taught her basic car maintenance. Time to fix his mistake OP

Unless her father wasn't around 58, then it's her mums fault, or the fault of another male relative

that doesn't make sense?!

70. U r trying to say it's another family members fault that the dipshit can't read the difference between OIL and a pic of wndshield wipers.

Since when did a car fit in a kitchen?

woman like op give regular woman a bad name when it comes to cars

Women and cars generally don't mix well

False. Women and cars mix fine, idiots and cars don't mix.

Your a dipstick the oil filler is generally right there near the top but clearly marked with what type oil it takes. So ya fyl

I've done stupid car things too. we all do them at least once. too bad this happened at a time like this

Really? The cap that says "oil" looks like where the washer fluid should go? It's in plain english what goes where. Itd be like him bleaching all if her "non-bleach" clothes. Pay attention people!

Yeah, I agree with 14. If OP's wife would have had any common sense, this wouldn't have happened.

The dumbest thing I ever did with my car was get hit by a person flying past a stop sign in an SUV.

I agree 14. Common sense apparently isn't so common.

No.. Not everyone is too stupid to figure out that the cap that says "oil" is where the oil goes, and the cap with the picture of the windshield wipers is where the washer fluid goes. You must be really dumb... I've never done anything to screw up my car.

I agree with 14. Things such as labels and markings etc. are in place so even people with an IQ under 70 can do these tasks.

I bet any monkey or ape could figure out where the washerfluid goes better that OP's wife!

exactly what I say. it should be called rare sense.

Shouldn't had let her leave the kitchen.

Knew that was coming! :D

Bright side is you don't need the car to travel to work. Get your groceries delivered.

I would like to see you walk/bike 25 miles one way to work 2 and 3 times a day.

Wow sounds like they need to drain it and possibly fix it.

#19 herpa derp! OP lost his job. There is no need to go to work.

Why 3 times? :-/

The guy in your picture is seriously hot....

Why thank you haha. :)

Stupid cunt. Make her pay for it, she fucked it up. But it's kinda sweet that she'd try to do it herself so as not to bother you or stress you out.

Make her pay

Yes because most married couples don't have joint finances..

One billion dollars! -Dr. Evil voice-

That's a mistake you won't be making again

Damn OP Your wife is retarded

Yeah what makes it worst is that there's pictures indicating what they are -_-

Not on old cars