By BadTime - 30/08/2011 09:35 - United States

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wow... Let her pay for it for being that stupid!

sematariux 7

Damn OP Your wife is retarded

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You fail for letting your wife try to do something to fix a car

Bethawny 0
Pixxio_O 11

Just be thankful that it didn't end up in your butt :)

Why was your car in the kitchen? That was a joke ladies don't take it to heart

It's not as simple as an oil change it would damage the head of the motor resulting I'm the engine needing a rebuild or buying a Change over engine

juicedboi 7

And even if an oil change solved the problem, it would be short term, as the leftover soap in your block would be likely to prevent the oil from lubing the cylinder anyway, and then BAM! Cracked block or head and a hefty repair bill.. So ladies, who wants to lube my cylinder? I swear I don't bleed!.. Much

krazy_glu3 0

It's amazing how stupid some women are when it comes to cars. I bet she asks for some 710 when the car needs oil. Tsktsk

Susieee_Q 9

Drain the water right away, and let it drain for about 30 minutes. Fill the crankcase with the recommended amount of oil, and drain the crankcase again. This will help get any water on top of the engine out. Refill the crankcase with new oil again, and you should be fine. A little water won't hurt the engine. Condensation builds up inside anyway. Finally, I would change the oil after a day or two of driving the vehicle, just to be sure that all the water is out. Yes, copy and pasted this, because I couldn't be bothered to write it out.

TheRealHouse 7

Tell her to check the blinker fluid while she's at it.

Don't know what it will cost you, but it damn well should cost her 100 on-demand bj's.

Gomerfied 7

I'm sorry, but you need to be banned for posting a useful suggestion. The protocol for this site is to insult people and nit-pick about grammar.

Number 1 your comment is summed up by your username

None of you know shit about engines...

Wow... Let her pay for it for being that stupid!

niiick97_fml 3

I just wouldn't fix it. Women.

sunlovinmama 1

Your wife is a dipstick. The oil spot is a lot harder to reach and pour into than the actual washer fluid container.. Truthfully it's her dad's fault. He should have taught her basic car maintenance. Time to fix his mistake OP

SteelCladAngel 0

Unless her father wasn't around 58, then it's her mums fault, or the fault of another male relative

niiick97_fml 3

70. U r trying to say it's another family members fault that the dipshit can't read the difference between OIL and a pic of wndshield wipers.

Since when did a car fit in a kitchen?

woman like op give regular woman a bad name when it comes to cars

Women and cars generally don't mix well

False. Women and cars mix fine, idiots and cars don't mix.

Your a dipstick the oil filler is generally right there near the top but clearly marked with what type oil it takes. So ya fyl

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Really? The cap that says "oil" looks like where the washer fluid should go? It's in plain english what goes where. Itd be like him bleaching all if her "non-bleach" clothes. Pay attention people!

Yeah, I agree with 14. If OP's wife would have had any common sense, this wouldn't have happened.

The dumbest thing I ever did with my car was get hit by a person flying past a stop sign in an SUV.

dd809 9

I agree 14. Common sense apparently isn't so common.

No.. Not everyone is too stupid to figure out that the cap that says "oil" is where the oil goes, and the cap with the picture of the windshield wipers is where the washer fluid goes. You must be really dumb... I've never done anything to screw up my car.

I agree with 14. Things such as labels and markings etc. are in place so even people with an IQ under 70 can do these tasks.

I bet any monkey or ape could figure out where the washerfluid goes better that OP's wife!

effyoubitch 5

exactly what I say. it should be called rare sense.

Bright side is you don't need the car to travel to work. Get your groceries delivered.

dmmcintyre3 8

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Wow sounds like they need to drain it and possibly fix it.

#19 herpa derp! OP lost his job. There is no need to go to work.

The guy in your picture is seriously hot....

Stupid ****. Make her pay for it, she ****** it up. But it's kinda sweet that she'd try to do it herself so as not to bother you or stress you out.

DontModMeDammit 10

One billion dollars! -Dr. Evil voice-

sematariux 7

Damn OP Your wife is retarded

mynameis1339 0

Yeah what makes it worst is that there's pictures indicating what they are -_-