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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 19:21 - United States - Boise

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 18:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML

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By gorey - 19/08/2010 01:26 - Canada

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

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By shots shots shots - 12/02/2013 07:41 - United States - Redlands

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By breathexali - 24/07/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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syki 22

Saturday 13 February 2016 8:30

Could be worse. She could have been putting in a catheter.

easilyboredone 8

Saturday 13 February 2016 8:29

Reading this made me hurt, i hope you're okay!!

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totallynotemily 25

Saturday 13 February 2016 13:57

You could have been getting an enema

moodyreallyrocks 27

Saturday 13 February 2016 14:45

Sorry OP! Hopefully you're healing well..

ifeelyourpainop 14

Saturday 13 February 2016 14:57

Oh no, OP I'm so sorry for you! I'm terrified of needles! I hope you're getting better!

UncleAdolf 6

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:10

Ja, Dr. Mengele knows what you're talking about.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 13 February 2016 19:11

I read this as "violently sieze" so while I'm really sorry you experienced that pain, I'm also glad you didn't have a seizure.

KayDee29 31

Saturday 13 February 2016 21:23

Nope. Nope nope nope.

splitms 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 1:52

That's my worst fear.

Guy1009 15

Sunday 14 February 2016 2:11

This hurts me just reading this. I hope you are alright OP. And may no ever have to suffer the same fate

aphil017 6

Sunday 14 February 2016 4:37

At least this wasn't during a rectal exam or a colonoscopy. I sure hope your ok! This sounds horrid.

Babieswithrabies 1

Thursday 13 October 2016 21:20

My lifetime phobia...

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